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A type of meme that people who like to suck cock find funny.
Person 1: dude check out this hilarious Soyjak meme, it's so funny! (I think I'm unique and free-thinking but am actually the type of person this meme is making fun of.)

Person 2: sorry man I didn't hear what you said, I was busy thinking about the cock sucking convention I went to last night. Oh, a Soyjak meme? I love those!
Soyjak by HughJanus42 October 9, 2023
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soyjak is a character who is related to inability to think or make independent decision outside of instinct or gut feeling. Soyjaks are similar in instance as NPC, unable to freely think.

Symptoms:
- Soyjaks prefer to hide and change their opinion to whatever is more popular in instance. For example, if soyjak speaks with 1 person then they will try to imitate them through conversation and give positive feedback. But if the same person and other 3 people of different opinions were in a room, soyjak will likely side with the ones who are dominating similar to weak-minded female.
- Soyjak easily gets angry at people for not liking identical consumerist product. He will harass them online, but would submit and change his views, if confronted.
- Soyjak doesn't seek conflict unless he knows nothing will happen to him.
- Soyjak bases his history knowledge on videogames and movies.
- Soyjaks believe enjoyment is good and pain is naturally evil. They always apply it to everybody else.
- Soyjaks love long video essays no matter subject. They like wasting time no matter what they do.
- Soyjak cares more about fictional world characters more than real.
Soyjak 1: Hello, have you watched new Spider-Man? I really liked the cuckhold theme.
Black Hawk: No, fuck Spider-Man.
Soyjak 1: NOOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!!!!!!!!

Man 1: Hey, check this girl out.
Soyjak 2: SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE GWEN STACY! I want to rape her.
*woman confronts them*
Man 1: Hey, can I help you?
Soyjak 2: Hey, Man 1, remember that time where you said sexist stuff about women? It isn't okay.
Woman 1: I am sorry?
Soyjak 2: Oh yeah he was just talking about raping you and stuff. He is really sexist and racist.
Man 1: WTF?
woman leaves
soyjak by blackhawkfossil April 13, 2024
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Soyjak Party 

Soyjak Party, also known as Soyjak. Party or the Sharty, is the 4th largest English-language imageboard. Founded in 2020 by former admin soot. It grew massively after the /qa/ board was locked by 4chan jannies. Posters are referred to as "Soyteens" or "Jakkers". Soyjak Party is known for its many offsite raids, diverse internal culture, and the amount of seethe it generates.
Frenschan is kinda coally, Soyjak Party is kinda gemmy though.
Soyjak Party by Ezekielkek November 2, 2022

soyjak.party 

Soyjak.party also known as the sharty is an online imageboard dedicated to posting soyjaks, though it is used more for pornography spam and racism. soyjak.party uses incomprehensible slang such as "gem" "coal" and "spine tingling bone shivering slowburn". It evolved from a board on 4chan, though soyjak.party shows extreme hate towards them.
"this is the coal that is destroying soyjak.party!!111 now let me get back to my aryan slow burn!1111"
"nigga you are terminally online"

Soyjak party 

Soyjak.party / 'party (typically called sharty) is an e-KKK that attempts to generate seethe upon communities, based on the open source “vi-chan” (since 2012.) it has its main userbase & culture generated from 4chans banned / defunct /qa/ board (pronounced k-way). it is known to be a derogatory troll site that encouraged doxxing individuals until february of 2024.

it has 23 boards on its top bar. (Excluding booru, wiki, tf2 and daily jak) also excluding hidden ones like /giga/ and /r9k/ (derived from 4chans r9k board)

I will not go into its culture. Just know its basically identical to 4chan, it is a troll site that does not deserve attention. They want to troll you to generate seethe for their meathead type brains.
Soyjak party; troll site used for seethe.
Soyjak party by jjhabahgggggg March 22, 2024

Soyjak Party 

an imageboard website that was once for posting funny soyjaks but devolved into an autistic version of 4chan's /pol/ board, chudbait, bbc fetishes and general trash
Bob: Hey check out this cool website i found called soyjak party
Andy: why is it full of porn and gore
Soyjak Party by assjuiceinator March 27, 2024

soyjak party 

soyjak.party (also known as the sharty or 'arty) is an alt right image board which is similar to 4chan in many ways, even though the users of the site would likely insult me for suggesting this. the site is inhabited by users who call themselves soyteens or chuds (one of the two) who are extremely bigoted.
soyteens have a fondness for shortening words with apostrophes (ex. 'jak meaning soyjak) they commonly use strange acronyms such as "HWABAG" and "ywnbarw", the first one seeming to be a complement usually directed towards the soyjak cobson, with the latter being a transphobic statement attacking soyteens with left leaning or unpopular views. left leaning are being scarce on the site (i have seen like maybe 3 trans people on the site total) and while they claim to despise furries a large amount reside on the site.

chuds will mercilessly doxx anyone who calls them out on their bullshit. they also will doxx anyone they deem an enemy, or pedophile they have in the past doxxed alex kister, the creator of the trans flag, over 900 innocent deviant art users by use of a data breach (WHICH IS ILLEGAL UNDER US FEDERAL LAW) they attempted to doxx pyrocinical, doxxed multiple nsfw artists, they have sent death threats to minors, will post gore if you attempt to engage in argument with them (typically accompanied with a black sun in the background) they're obessed with, ronnie mcnutt, nikocado avocado, and their god and savior cobson. overall soyjak party is a toxic and horrible place
soyjak party is a horrible place which should be nuked from the internet entirely, please take action before more people are harmed
soyjak party by mariofeds August 7, 2024
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