Thecoolesttoucanever's definitions

Gem/Gemerald

on the online imageboard called soyjak.party, a gem or gemerald refers to a high quality video or soyjak that is deemed "a bone chilling spine shivering aryan slowburn" or good.

"this is the gem/gemerald that is saving the sharty!"
"What?"

by Thecoolesttoucanever January 11, 2024

Pakistanian

What illiterate dumbasses think they're supposed to call people from Pakistan

"are you Pakistanian?"
"no you fucking illiterate retard I am Pakistani"

by Thecoolesttoucanever December 20, 2023

United Statian

The retarded way to refer to someone from the united states.
Nobody cares that your country thinks its one continent, it is usually specified 90% of the time what "american" refers to
There is a word in spanish for it which is perfectly fine but considering that in modern english "american" typically refers to nationals of the united states.
We don't call you "czech republicans" for a reason dipshit

Illiterate dumbass: Ummm actually the word is United Statian because the word american refers to anything of the americas!
Other dude: Shut up

by Thecoolesttoucanever December 15, 2023

Coal

on the online imageboard soyjak.party, coal refers to a low quality video or soyjak that is deemed undesirable trash.

"this is the coal that is destroying the sharty"
"bro go outside nobody understands you"

by Thecoolesttoucanever January 11, 2024

soyjak.party

Soyjak.party also known as the sharty is an online imageboard dedicated to posting soyjaks, though it is used more for pornography spam and racism. soyjak.party uses incomprehensible slang such as "gem" "coal" and "spine tingling bone shivering slowburn". It evolved from a board on 4chan, though soyjak.party shows extreme hate towards them.

"this is the coal that is destroying soyjak.party!!111 now let me get back to my aryan slow burn!1111"
"nigga you are terminally online"

by Thecoolesttoucanever January 11, 2024

Netherlandian

A stupid word to call the Dutch

"I don't speak netherlandian"
"you illiterate dumbass we are dutch"

by Thecoolesttoucanever December 20, 2023

Czechia

The nicer sounding thing to call the Czech Republic. We don't call Germany the "Federal Republic of Germany" for a reason!

Czechia, like the rest of Europe, likes making beer.

by Thecoolesttoucanever December 20, 2023