Thecoolesttoucanever's definitions

Pakistanian

What illiterate dumbasses think they're supposed to call people from Pakistan

"are you Pakistanian?"
"no you fucking illiterate retard I am Pakistani"

by Thecoolesttoucanever December 20, 2023

Pakistanian

What illiterate people think Pakistanis are called.

"I LOVE PAKISTAN I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR "PAKISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"
"Wow you're such a nationalist Pakistanian"
"Bastard bitch I am Pakistani

by Thecoolesttoucanever December 20, 2023

Dutch language

The most ooga booga caveman language to exist.
Inbetween the line of English and German, it's been called "A drunk German trying to speak English"
You can someone understand it but not really.

"geef me een klap papa"
"bro the Dutch language be goofy ahh hell 😭😭"

by Thecoolesttoucanever December 20, 2023

Netherlandian

A stupid word to call the Dutch

"I don't speak netherlandian"
"you illiterate dumbass we are dutch"

by Thecoolesttoucanever December 20, 2023

Czechia

The nicer sounding thing to call the Czech Republic. We don't call Germany the "Federal Republic of Germany" for a reason!

Czechia, like the rest of Europe, likes making beer.

by Thecoolesttoucanever December 20, 2023

soyjak.party

Soyjak.party also known as the sharty is an online imageboard dedicated to posting soyjaks, though it is used more for pornography spam and racism. soyjak.party uses incomprehensible slang such as "gem" "coal" and "spine tingling bone shivering slowburn". It evolved from a board on 4chan, though soyjak.party shows extreme hate towards them.

"this is the coal that is destroying soyjak.party!!111 now let me get back to my aryan slow burn!1111"
"nigga you are terminally online"

by Thecoolesttoucanever January 11, 2024

Coal

on the online imageboard soyjak.party, coal refers to a low quality video or soyjak that is deemed undesirable trash.

"this is the coal that is destroying the sharty"
"bro go outside nobody understands you"

by Thecoolesttoucanever January 11, 2024