Thecoolesttoucanever's definitions

Pakistanian

What illiterate dumbasses think they're supposed to call people from Pakistan

"are you Pakistanian?"
"no you fucking illiterate retard I am Pakistani"

by Thecoolesttoucanever December 20, 2023

Coal

on the online imageboard soyjak.party, coal refers to a low quality video or soyjak that is deemed undesirable trash.

"this is the coal that is destroying the sharty"
"bro go outside nobody understands you"

by Thecoolesttoucanever January 11, 2024

jajaja xdd

What literally every Spanish speaker reacts with when you speak in English, if not they respond with Ñ.

"Dude our team is getting wrecked, what are you doing?"
"jajaja xdd"
"Oh he's some random argentine kid playing on non-latin america servers"

by Thecoolesttoucanever November 18, 2023

Chud

A term that mocks the alt-right, its name is based off of the 1984 American science fiction horror film, C.H.U.D. The term "chud" sees extensive use on the online imageboard soyjak.party

"this is a TND aryan gem"
"you fucking chud go outside"

by Thecoolesttoucanever January 11, 2024

Netherlandian

A stupid word to call the Dutch

"I don't speak netherlandian"
"you illiterate dumbass we are dutch"

by Thecoolesttoucanever December 20, 2023

soyjak.party

Soyjak.party also known as the sharty is an online imageboard dedicated to posting soyjaks, though it is used more for pornography spam and racism. soyjak.party uses incomprehensible slang such as "gem" "coal" and "spine tingling bone shivering slowburn". It evolved from a board on 4chan, though soyjak.party shows extreme hate towards them.

"this is the coal that is destroying soyjak.party!!111 now let me get back to my aryan slow burn!1111"
"nigga you are terminally online"

by Thecoolesttoucanever January 11, 2024

United Statian

The retarded way to refer to someone from the united states.
Nobody cares that your country thinks its one continent, it is usually specified 90% of the time what "american" refers to
There is a word in spanish for it which is perfectly fine but considering that in modern english "american" typically refers to nationals of the united states.
We don't call you "czech republicans" for a reason dipshit

Illiterate dumbass: Ummm actually the word is United Statian because the word american refers to anything of the americas!
Other dude: Shut up

by Thecoolesttoucanever December 15, 2023