Soyjaking

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The action of forcing a sigma male (presumably the aggressor is female) into giving a desired outcome. The male behavior displayed during being soyjaked is known as simping.

1 -

"Ah nah AJ, Zach is soyjaking so hard for Sam right now"

2 -

"Yo, Jimmy did you hear about Zach and Sam?"

"No why?"

"Sam is soyjaking Zach so hard right now"

"What a simp"

3 -

"I'm soyjaking Zach"

"What the fuck Sam?"

Soyjaking by asexual reproduction October 28, 2021

Words you can keep

soaking wet pussy

This is the result of a cat bath or rain.

Muffy was out in the rain and became a soaking wet pussy!

soaking wet pussy by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2020

Related Words

Soyjaking • Soaking • sofaking • soaking wet • skyaking • Soaking Assistant • Soaking Clean • soaking cork • Soaking Cute • soaking hot

Soaking Tent

When a guy cums before he even removes any clothing, thus rendering him with a "soaking tent"

Ben: I'm so content

Jayne: Don't get too content

(30 seconds later)

Ben: Can you excuse me, I need to use the bathroom. It appears that I have pitched a soaking tent

Soaking Tent by gonzo89cb September 19, 2009

Soaking

Some mormon teens have convinced themselves that putting a penis in a vagina and then not moving is not sex. that’s called soaking. Now the jumpman is the person who will jump in the bed next to you soaking to get some friction going without you technically moving.

Jake wanted me to the jumpman for his soaking tonight… That’s 5 nights in a row .

Soaking by papi.daddy September 26, 2021

Soaking the Broccoli

When getting into a hot bath, it is the slow and arguous process of descending both your penis and testicles into the water.

I was soaking the broccoli last night and it was quite intense.

The bath was too hot for me to soak the broccoli.

Shrinkage and tingling are common side effects of soaking the broccoli.

Soaking the Broccoli by Brian Petz February 24, 2006

Soaking

Like "planking" only your dick is inside of a Mormon.

Convince your Mormon GF that you are not "soaking" properly and need to continue to adjust the angle.

Soaking by Jackie O face July 14, 2011

Soaking

Cock warming but for Mormon mfs

Mormon: Wanna do some soaking?
Regular Sigma Chad: it's cock warming stupid mormon

Soaking by Ston3rBon3r September 28, 2021

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026