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Soyjaking

The action of forcing a sigma male (presumably the aggressor is female) into giving a desired outcome. The male behavior displayed during being soyjaked is known as simping.
1 -

"Ah nah AJ, Zach is soyjaking so hard for Sam right now"

2 -

"Yo, Jimmy did you hear about Zach and Sam?"

"No why?"

"Sam is soyjaking Zach so hard right now"

"What a simp"

3 -

"I'm soyjaking Zach"

"What the fuck Sam?"
by asexual reproduction October 28, 2021
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soaking wet pussy

This is the result of a cat bath or rain.
Muffy was out in the rain and became a soaking wet pussy!
by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2020
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Soaking Tent

When a guy cums before he even removes any clothing, thus rendering him with a "soaking tent"
Ben: I'm so content

Jayne: Don't get too content

(30 seconds later)

Ben: Can you excuse me, I need to use the bathroom. It appears that I have pitched a soaking tent
by gonzo89cb September 19, 2009
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Soaking

Some mormon teens have convinced themselves that putting a penis in a vagina and then not moving is not sex. that’s called soaking. Now the jumpman is the person who will jump in the bed next to you soaking to get some friction going without you technically moving.
Jake wanted me to the jumpman for his soaking tonight… That’s 5 nights in a row .
by papi.daddy September 26, 2021
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Soaking the Broccoli

When getting into a hot bath, it is the slow and arguous process of descending both your penis and testicles into the water.
I was soaking the broccoli last night and it was quite intense.

The bath was too hot for me to soak the broccoli.

Shrinkage and tingling are common side effects of soaking the broccoli.
by Brian Petz February 24, 2006
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Soaking

Like "planking" only your dick is inside of a Mormon.
Convince your Mormon GF that you are not "soaking" properly and need to continue to adjust the angle.
by Jackie O face July 14, 2011
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Soaking

Mormon: Wanna do some soaking?
Regular Sigma Chad: it's cock warming stupid mormon
by Ston3rBon3r September 28, 2021
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