Soyjaking

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The action of forcing a sigma male (presumably the aggressor is female) into giving a desired outcome. The male behavior displayed during being soyjaked is known as simping.

1 -

"Ah nah AJ, Zach is soyjaking so hard for Sam right now"

2 -

"Yo, Jimmy did you hear about Zach and Sam?"

"No why?"

"Sam is soyjaking Zach so hard right now"

"What a simp"

3 -

"I'm soyjaking Zach"

"What the fuck Sam?"

Soyjaking by asexual reproduction October 28, 2021

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soaking wet pussy

This is the result of a cat bath or rain.

Muffy was out in the rain and became a soaking wet pussy!

soaking wet pussy by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2020

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Soaking Tent

When a guy cums before he even removes any clothing, thus rendering him with a "soaking tent"

Ben: I'm so content

Jayne: Don't get too content

(30 seconds later)

Ben: Can you excuse me, I need to use the bathroom. It appears that I have pitched a soaking tent

Soaking Tent by gonzo89cb September 19, 2009

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Soaking

Some mormon teens have convinced themselves that putting a penis in a vagina and then not moving is not sex. that’s called soaking. Now the jumpman is the person who will jump in the bed next to you soaking to get some friction going without you technically moving.

Jake wanted me to the jumpman for his soaking tonight… That’s 5 nights in a row .

Soaking by papi.daddy September 26, 2021

Soaking the Broccoli

When getting into a hot bath, it is the slow and arguous process of descending both your penis and testicles into the water.

I was soaking the broccoli last night and it was quite intense.

The bath was too hot for me to soak the broccoli.

Shrinkage and tingling are common side effects of soaking the broccoli.

Soaking the Broccoli by Brian Petz February 24, 2006

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Soaking

Like "planking" only your dick is inside of a Mormon.

Convince your Mormon GF that you are not "soaking" properly and need to continue to adjust the angle.

Soaking by Jackie O face July 14, 2011

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Soaking

Cock warming but for Mormon mfs

Mormon: Wanna do some soaking?
Regular Sigma Chad: it's cock warming stupid mormon

Soaking by Ston3rBon3r September 28, 2021

Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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