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Sortypants 

A highly organized, goal oriented person.
"Right from now on I'm going to be a right little sortypants and get things done!"
Sortypants by Matty Groves June 7, 2016
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shartypants 

A sticky situation, in which one has immovable shart within one's pants.
Borky ate too many cookies, and now he has shartypants.
shartypants by Phil Gates July 30, 2007

It's Sampson, Smartypants! 

What was said to Thurgood by Sampson in the critically acclaimed and cult status movie, "Half-Baked".

Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.
Thurgood: Whose this?

Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!

Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!

Sampson: Shutup bitch!!

You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!

Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?

Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!

Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.

smartypants

something a five year old calls another smart five year old.
most get over it once they are past 6
five year old 1: you're such a smartypants!
five year old 2: wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
smartypants by dancegal99 December 3, 2009

Smartypants

A type of boy who is studying engineering at UCT. Generally known for sharp wit and sense of humour as well as astounding intellect. The Smartypants tends to be the loudest (usually most attractive) guy in the room, and is well liked.

Can also be used sarcastically
"That Kieran boy is a real smartypants"
Smartypants by Sm(aDt) March 26, 2009

Smartypants

1. The same thing as a smartass, but put in words you can say around children.

2. A positive connotation used to appreciate a younger one’s brilliant moment (most the time when it would be a basic standard for an older member of society to understand or accomplish).
1.
Kids: what’s couples therapy for.

Tom: well kids it means mom is working on her communication issues.

Lisa: Tom start being a smartypants and put the kids to bed

2.
Teacher: Alright does anyone know what color this is? 💧
2 year old: blue
Teacher: Awww well aren’t you a smartypants
Smartypants by What’s my handle December 31, 2019

smartypants

vision: clear
worries: reduced
love: immense
smartypants: "I am glad we are spending this day together. Yes the situation is complicated but we can find a way because we are clever." 🖤
smartypants by Krkič April 14, 2019
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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