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softener
1- A substance that is used produce soft water (water with reduced hardness). 2- A device used for the same purpose.
A water softener converts hard water, through ion exchange, into soft water. Soft water is mainly used in closed piping systems, such as heating and air-conditioning systems, to inhibit the formation of scale. Hard water, or simply tap water, is not to be confused with heavy water, which is mainly used in nuclear reactors!
softener by Farid Yanni June 11, 2006
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Crusty Softener
The sexual act of licking a butt hole with hardened poop leftovers. Often staining the teeth or giving bad breath.
Guy 1: Yo how did last night go with your girl?
Guy 2: It was awesome she gave me a crusty softener, now i feel so clean and she definitely needs a new tooth brush.
Guy 2: It was awesome she gave me a crusty softener, now i feel so clean and she definitely needs a new tooth brush.
Crusty Softener by psycho_words March 15, 2011
Stool Softener
An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.
Stool Softener by RunawayPanda January 19, 2014
the stool softener
A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.
Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm Spunk Loaf later that night.
the stool softener by e-rips December 16, 2003
fabric softener
fabric softener by what is fabric softener March 9, 2017
Fabric softener kid
This term is used when wanting to talk about a kid who is being a little retard in public, while not offending them or the mother. The play on words is derived from the following:
Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.
since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.
Fabric Softner --> Downy --> down syndrome --> retard.
since it is no longer socially acceptable to call a kid a retard, or claim they have down syndrome; this term works well because it is perfectly private, and no one knows what the fuck your saying.
-" Did you see that kid knocking over all those glasses in the Vogue Optical?"
-"yeah, either he's got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid."
-"yeah, either he's got bad parents or hes a fabric softener kid."
Fabric softener kid by vallada November 4, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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