Anybody who lives north of Nottingham. Generally a friendly species who enjoy greeting as many people as possible, talk in an undecipherable slang and having tea as the evening meal. Home to a fair few chavs but this pales in comparison to the one's which reside in London.

Commonly used in text messages or social media as a short form for Very Sound Advice.

A northerner is an individual who lives in the north of England. They enjoy bullying others, dislike people richer than them, dislike southerners. They are renowned for being rude, dirty often alcoholic and very heavy smokers. They are known for being ignorant and racist due to the fact that they don't travel very often. They are also often involved in crimes especially related to pedophilia and rape.