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A large booty on a girl. Named a smotherer because if she were to sit on your face, she would completely smother you. The term smotherer is not specifically positive or negative, that judgement is made by the user of the word. Some men like smotherers, some don't.
Guy1: See that girl over there? She got a fat ass man!
Guy2: Yeah man, that's a real smotherer. If she sat on my face, no way would I be breathing. Mmm mmm!
Guy2: Yeah man, that's a real smotherer. If she sat on my face, no way would I be breathing. Mmm mmm!
by Jamie 2 the D September 5, 2008
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by Dog Smoother April 24, 2009
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Richard: Are you staying down here this weekend
Alex: Nah mate I'm heading to Manchester to see an Oasis tribute band
Richard: You dirty Sorthener!
Alex: Nah mate I'm heading to Manchester to see an Oasis tribute band
Richard: You dirty Sorthener!
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This title is given once per year in the annual smoothie making competition held in Geneva, Switzerland.
This title is given once per year in the annual smoothie making competition held in Geneva, Switzerland.
Jonathan was fed smoothies in utero and started making his own at the age of 2. He has made millions of smoothies in his lifetime for celebrities and royalty alike, most notably Princess Diana (post mortem), Chuck Norris' beard, Charlie Sheen's hair, and Kim Jung Il. He is also a 12 time winner of the International Smoothie Award and was named Smoothier for the past 10 years running.
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Get the Smoothier mug.A large booty on a girl. Named a smotherer because if she were to sit on your face, she would completely smother you. The term smotherer is not specifically positive or negative, that judgement is made by the user of the word. Some men like smotherers, some don't.
Guy1: See that girl over there? She got a fat ass man!
Guy2: Yeah man, that's a real smotherer. If she sat on my face, no way would I be breathing. Mmm mmm!
Guy2: Yeah man, that's a real smotherer. If she sat on my face, no way would I be breathing. Mmm mmm!
by Jamie Deuce September 5, 2008
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