Sorgery 

Noun
1. The act of treating injuries or disorders using instruments and magic.

Typically, most or all instruments used during sorgery are nonmagical and require only a few years of training from a mortal to use properly. Magic can be either dark or light in nature or both.
2. A combination of the words 'surgery' and 'sorcery.'
'Sorgery' is a portmanteau first used by a caller of the David Pakman Show, and then repeated again by its host David Pakman.

Person 1: "That guy is so ugly, it'd literally take magic to fix it.

Person 2: "Word, ugly dude needs sorgery."

"Ya know, that bard isn't really doing sorgery at all. He uses almost exclusively magical instruments to heal his patients. What a hack!"

Sorgery by Steakfries409 December 21, 2019

plastic sorgery

Plastic surgery that requires a form of sorcery to be successful. Said to be particularly helpful for individuals who's face is seen on TV, such as David Pakman, the host of The David Pakman show, who was asked by a caller to get some plastic sorgery to fix his face, in order to convince the caller to watch the show more.

David Pakman could use some plastic sorgery to fix his face. I would watch The David Pakman show on YouTube more if he did.

plastic sorgery by hugo94612 December 17, 2019

Plastic Sorgery

A combination of surgery and sorcery to enhance facial features

Ya face man, it's just not working out. I don't know if a mask would work, or maybe some plastic sorgery would work. But you... you just pretty ugly my guy. - Upstate New Yorker leaving a voicemail to David Pakman.

Plastic Sorgery by cartoonfish December 20, 2019

Plastic Sorgery

A plastic surgery procedure so advanced, it might as well be an act of pure magic and sorcery. This procedure is usually performed by surgeon-mage, also known as a sorgerer.

David Packman is gonna need some plastic sorgery to fix his ugly face so I can finally watch his talkshow

Plastic Sorgery by (((David Pakman))) December 21, 2019

Bathroom Surgery

To preform acts of medical needs to ones self in a restroom/bathroom, becoming very popular with the current times.

Person 1: "how'd your foot surgery go?"
Person 2: "I didnt go, to save money I just cut my foot open"
Person 1: "ahh.. good old bathroom surgery"

"Lets take him to the hospital!"

"No, we can do it ourselves"
"hes got a bulllet wound to the face"
" WE CAN HANDLE IT OURSELVES"

Bathroom Surgery by RedneckND October 17, 2009

pelvic sorcery 

1. Seduction; nothing more, nothing less

a. The act of seducing others with your magic stick

His fantastic boner power radiated from his ability to utilize his pelvic sorcery, going after what was definitely a sure thing.

pelvic sorcery by MSpicyboner August 5, 2014

Blunt Surgery 

when your rolling a blunt and you rip/tear it and have to try to repair it any way you can without damaging it any further

kevin was rollin a fatty when a stem ripped through the blunt and he had to perform blunt surgery by using an extra piece of wrap to patch up the hole

Blunt Surgery by 858596790583473 July 24, 2010