Sorgery
Noun
1. The act of treating injuries or disorders using instruments and magic.
Typically, most or all instruments used during sorgery are nonmagical and require only a few years of training from a mortal to use properly. Magic can be either dark or light in nature or both.
2. A combination of the words 'surgery' and 'sorcery.'
'Sorgery' is a portmanteau first used by a caller of the David Pakman Show, and then repeated again by its host David Pakman.
1. The act of treating injuries or disorders using instruments and magic.
Typically, most or all instruments used during sorgery are nonmagical and require only a few years of training from a mortal to use properly. Magic can be either dark or light in nature or both.
2. A combination of the words 'surgery' and 'sorcery.'
'Sorgery' is a portmanteau first used by a caller of the David Pakman Show, and then repeated again by its host David Pakman.
Person 1: "That guy is so ugly, it'd literally take magic to fix it.
Person 2: "Word, ugly dude needs sorgery."
"Ya know, that bard isn't really doing sorgery at all. He uses almost exclusively magical instruments to heal his patients. What a hack!"
Person 2: "Word, ugly dude needs sorgery."
"Ya know, that bard isn't really doing sorgery at all. He uses almost exclusively magical instruments to heal his patients. What a hack!"
Sorgery by Steakfries409 December 21, 2019
