sargery

Grimly-humorous term for da often-painful process of "taking da West Point of of da kid" --- i.e., getting a discharged serviceman to revert to being "just a civilian" again.

Two of da major (pun not intended) things dat you hafta learn during da sargery process are dat (1) you don't hafta smartly salute and answer, "Yes, Sir/Ma'am!" whenever someone addresses you or asks you a question, and (2) you need to start saying, "3 P.M." instead of, "fifteen-hundred hours".

by QuacksO November 7, 2023

Bathroom Surgery

To preform acts of medical needs to ones self in a restroom/bathroom, becoming very popular with the current times.

Person 1: "how'd your foot surgery go?"
Person 2: "I didnt go, to save money I just cut my foot open"
Person 1: "ahh.. good old bathroom surgery"

"Lets take him to the hospital!"

"No, we can do it ourselves"
"hes got a bulllet wound to the face"
" WE CAN HANDLE IT OURSELVES"

by RedneckND October 17, 2009

Blunt Surgery

when your rolling a blunt and you rip/tear it and have to try to repair it any way you can without damaging it any further

kevin was rollin a fatty when a stem ripped through the blunt and he had to perform blunt surgery by using an extra piece of wrap to patch up the hole

by 858596790583473 July 24, 2010

they did surgery on a grape

a meme dating back to around november 2018. it refers to “they” (they being scientists, i think) using an automated surgery system to peel back the skin of a grape. also a good conversation ender.

jill: i’m so sick and tired of how you treat me, you never pay attention to me and never think of me! this is why i’m breaking up with you.

bubba: they did surgery on a grape

by yaranaika? February 16, 2019

meatball surgery

A nickname for surgery that is meant to be performed rapidly to stabilize the patient as quickly as possible.

Amid technical innovations and changes of personnel, one thing that did not change was the MASH's basic function of performing what Capt. H. Richard Hornberger of the 8055th later called "meatball surgery." Speaking as Richard Hooker, pseudonymous author of M*A*S*H, he suggested that meatball surgery is a specialty in itself. "We are not concerned with the ultimate reconstruction of the patient. We are concerned only with getting the kid out of here alive enough for someone else to reconstruct him. Up to a point we are concerned with fingers, hands, arms and legs, but sometimes we deliberately sacrifice a leg in order to save a life, if the other wounds are more important. In fact, now and then we may lose a leg because, if we spent an extra hour trying to save it, another guy in the pre-op ward could die from being operated on too late. Our general attitude around here is that we want to play par surgery. Par is a live patient."

by Jack Neary August 16, 2006

plastic sorgery

Plastic surgery that requires a form of sorcery to be successful. Said to be particularly helpful for individuals who's face is seen on TV, such as David Pakman, the host of The David Pakman show, who was asked by a caller to get some plastic sorgery to fix his face, in order to convince the caller to watch the show more.

David Pakman could use some plastic sorgery to fix his face. I would watch The David Pakman show on YouTube more if he did.

by hugo94612 December 17, 2019

Plastic Surgery Slumber Party

A party where people wear 10 pounds of makeup, the thottiest clothing they can get their hands on with a pair of vinyl stilettos and large fake eyelashes. A few minutes into the party and the place is covered with glitter, broken glass, and puke. The partygoers enjoy themselves with pink frosting, cocaine, and champagne. Fights usually break out during this time that involves hair being ripped out and free nose jobs. These parties usually end 2 days after it begins.

Person No. 1 - "OMG, yesterday at Britney's plastic surgery slumber party I had the best time of my life. I snorted tons of cocaine, got white girl wasted, and ate 4 cans of Pillsbury frosting."

Person No. 2 - " Why didn't you invite me, we could've whooped some basic bitches while we were there."

Person No. 1 - "Don't worry, I whooped tons of ass while I was there."

by pink cocaine March 29, 2021