sergery 

Refers to da removal of fancy-pants clothing using da "slit and snip" method, rather than carefully/tediously undoing buttons, zippers, lacings, hooks, snaps, etc., da way you usually would when undressing someone.

Sergery is usually employed in two specific instances: either when a "dressed to da nines" Mr. BigRich requires an urgent medical operation and thus da hospital-workers do not have time to remove his costly panoply, or else someone who's overly full of himself has tried has fellow humans'' patience once too often, and so they wish to "take him down a notch or two" by destructively ridding him of his gaudy fabrics so dat they can re-dress him in more common-folks' attire. Think what Robin Hood and his Merry Men did to the sheriff of Nottingham when they captured him in Sherwood Forest.

sergery by QuacksO December 23, 2020

open heart sergery 

A large Vagina.

She has been fucked so many times, it looks like she had open heart sergery.

open heart sergery by 4-10 December 3, 2003

Open Heart Sergery 

A large, Loose, Vagina

She has been fucked so much it looks like she had open heart sergery.

She's so loose, she must have had open heart sergery, gross.

Open Heart Sergery by junner December 3, 2003

Bathroom Surgery

To preform acts of medical needs to ones self in a restroom/bathroom, becoming very popular with the current times.

Person 1: "how'd your foot surgery go?"
Person 2: "I didnt go, to save money I just cut my foot open"
Person 1: "ahh.. good old bathroom surgery"

"Lets take him to the hospital!"

"No, we can do it ourselves"
"hes got a bulllet wound to the face"
" WE CAN HANDLE IT OURSELVES"

Bathroom Surgery by RedneckND October 17, 2009

Blunt Surgery 

when your rolling a blunt and you rip/tear it and have to try to repair it any way you can without damaging it any further

kevin was rollin a fatty when a stem ripped through the blunt and he had to perform blunt surgery by using an extra piece of wrap to patch up the hole

Blunt Surgery by 858596790583473 July 24, 2010

they did surgery on a grape 

a meme dating back to around november 2018. it refers to “they” (they being scientists, i think) using an automated surgery system to peel back the skin of a grape. also a good conversation ender.

jill: i’m so sick and tired of how you treat me, you never pay attention to me and never think of me! this is why i’m breaking up with you.

bubba: they did surgery on a grape

they did surgery on a grape by yaranaika? February 16, 2019

meatball surgery

A nickname for surgery that is meant to be performed rapidly to stabilize the patient as quickly as possible.

Amid technical innovations and changes of personnel, one thing that did not change was the MASH's basic function of performing what Capt. H. Richard Hornberger of the 8055th later called "meatball surgery." Speaking as Richard Hooker, pseudonymous author of M*A*S*H, he suggested that meatball surgery is a specialty in itself. "We are not concerned with the ultimate reconstruction of the patient. We are concerned only with getting the kid out of here alive enough for someone else to reconstruct him. Up to a point we are concerned with fingers, hands, arms and legs, but sometimes we deliberately sacrifice a leg in order to save a life, if the other wounds are more important. In fact, now and then we may lose a leg because, if we spent an extra hour trying to save it, another guy in the pre-op ward could die from being operated on too late. Our general attitude around here is that we want to play par surgery. Par is a live patient."

meatball surgery by Jack Neary August 16, 2006