A cute little southern town in South Carolina that has a lot of historical stuff like plantations. Whoop-de-do. This place is extremely boring, so most people between the ages 14-18 end up drinking excessively and "partying" (which is really just getting cross-faded and going to walmart or something). It's choc-full of little sub-divisions, where you will find a nice assortment of old farts, 6 year-olds, and pot-head teenagers. High schools include Summerville HS (for the sluts), Fort Dorchester HS(for the gangsters. not a joke), Ashley Ridge HS (for the rednecks), and Pinewood Prep (for the fucking annoying people). Occasionally, you will find some decent people that are fun to be around. Even then, however, you will find yourself spending hours trying to figure out what to do today.

Person 1: I'm so bored.
Person 2: Duh, we live in Summerville

Drunk Person 1: HAH I'M SO DRUNK
Drunk Person 2: Hahahahaha let's go to walmart because that's the only fun thing to do other than smoking a shit-load of weed!

Summerville by hostilekid December 28, 2010

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Somerville

Most densely packed city in New England, where gentrification is cleverly disguised as "beautifying the city." Where you can forfeit an entire salary on parking tickets alone. Where yuppies hold forum on the dire need for more coffee shops, where an entire arts display under a decrepit bridge was once pillaged overnight, where you can find every ethnicity on the face of the earth, where Davis square has become the mecca of yuppiedom, where Ikea will inevitably lure more traffic than an 18-wheeler jackknife at rush hour, where the most disturbing and bizarre crimes occur, and where Barack Obama once lived.

Yuppie - After having lived in Somerville for a total of 8 months, reading a few Somerville Journal and Wikipedia articles, and having a firmly vague grasp on the history of 'my' city, I shall make a hip definition to liberate the once somerville-barren urban dictionary.

Somerville by Firescape November 1, 2009

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Slummerville

Old nickname of Somerville, MA, a geographically small (but most densely-populated space in New England) area bordering Cambridge, MA, five minutes from downtown Boston. This term of classist disdian came into being in the 1950s as it was a student refuge from Cambridge real estate prices (Somerville is a minutes walk to Harvard) and a haven for immigrants and blue collar workers. Within the last twenty years, Somerville housing has skyrocketed and is now seen as one of the hippest places to live in the Boston area, as excellent bars, nightclubs, and restaurants proliferate the areas around Porter, Davis, Union, and Inman squares.

Somerville used to be called Slummerville back in the '50s.

Slummerville by artsettechniques September 3, 2009

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