Slummerville

Old nickname of Somerville, MA, a geographically small (but most densely-populated space in New England) area bordering Cambridge, MA, five minutes from downtown Boston. This term of classist disdian came into being in the 1950s as it was a student refuge from Cambridge real estate prices (Somerville is a minutes walk to Harvard) and a haven for immigrants and blue collar workers. Within the last twenty years, Somerville housing has skyrocketed and is now seen as one of the hippest places to live in the Boston area, as excellent bars, nightclubs, and restaurants proliferate the areas around Porter, Davis, Union, and Inman squares.

Somerville used to be called Slummerville back in the '50s.

Slummerville by artsettechniques September 3, 2009

Slummerville

Somerville, MA, 20 minutes north of Boston on I-93. Known for being particularly slummy.

Are you guys headed to Allston to that house party?

Nah, going to a bar in Slummerville.

Slummerville by npearson713 July 16, 2008

Mr. Sommerville 

A hated person with an overload of sass who is very annoying. He is also very short, and typically bald.

OMG Mr. Sommerville just posted another porno.

Mr. Sommerville by asdfgyujm, May 27, 2018

Summerville 

A cute little southern town in South Carolina that has a lot of historical stuff like plantations. Whoop-de-do. This place is extremely boring, so most people between the ages 14-18 end up drinking excessively and "partying" (which is really just getting cross-faded and going to walmart or something). It's choc-full of little sub-divisions, where you will find a nice assortment of old farts, 6 year-olds, and pot-head teenagers. High schools include Summerville HS (for the sluts), Fort Dorchester HS(for the gangsters. not a joke), Ashley Ridge HS (for the rednecks), and Pinewood Prep (for the fucking annoying people). Occasionally, you will find some decent people that are fun to be around. Even then, however, you will find yourself spending hours trying to figure out what to do today.

Person 1: I'm so bored.
Person 2: Duh, we live in Summerville

Drunk Person 1: HAH I'M SO DRUNK
Drunk Person 2: Hahahahaha let's go to walmart because that's the only fun thing to do other than smoking a shit-load of weed!

Summerville by hostilekid December 28, 2010

Summerville Sucking 

When the female is on her back and her head is hanging off the side of the bed, the male fucks her mouth.

Haha. I just got done recieving the Summerville Sucking.

Summerville Sucking by Colt Hewite June 29, 2009

Summerville 

A small town in South Carolina that has literally nothing to do. If you're under the age of 60, don't move here. The majority of this town consists of casually racist, gun-owning, old republican white people. It is the most boring town you will ever visit. Since the town itself is so small and boring everyone between the ages of 12 and 40 do drugs/drink or have sex and if you do venture out into the wild to find something to do, chances are you're going to get shot. If you wanna move here don't move to Summerville, just move to Charleston, it's about 45 minutes away and is so much more interesting. The schools in Summerville are: Summerville High (for the gays and the furries), Ashley Ridge (for the kids who think they're gangsters), Fort Dorchester (for the actual gangsters), Cane Bay (for the athletes), and Pinewood Prep, a private school (for the drug dealers and kids smart enough or rich enough not to get caught by the police). So yeah, to sum it up it's boring, the traffic is horrendous, and the people are crazy, just don't move here. :)

new kid: so, what is there to do in Summerville?
local: literally nothing.
new kid: oh ok.

Summerville by Hondacf100! October 6, 2022

summersville 

summersville is a town in southern west virginia. known for it's big ass lake. perfect for drunken boating. teen pregnancy is a common occurence. most girls have experienced child birth before driving a car. boring place where nothing good ever happens.

nobody important ever came from summersville.

summersville by beatnik32 October 17, 2006