Most densely packed city in New England, where gentrification is cleverly disguised as "beautifying the city." Where you can forfeit an entire salary on parking tickets alone. Where yuppies hold forum on the dire need for more coffee shops, where an entire arts display under a decrepit bridge was once pillaged overnight, where you can find every ethnicity on
the face of the earth, where Davis square has become the mecca of yuppiedom, where Ikea will
inevitably lure more traffic than an 18-wheeler jackknife at rush hour, where the most disturbing and bizarre crimes occur, and where
Barack Obama once lived.
Yuppie - After having lived in Somerville for a total of 8 months, reading a few Somerville Journal and
Wikipedia articles, and having a firmly vague grasp on the history of 'my' city, I shall make a hip
definition to liberate the once somerville-barren
urban dictionary.