Summerville 

A cute little southern town in South Carolina that has a lot of historical stuff like plantations. Whoop-de-do. This place is extremely boring, so most people between the ages 14-18 end up drinking excessively and "partying" (which is really just getting cross-faded and going to walmart or something). It's choc-full of little sub-divisions, where you will find a nice assortment of old farts, 6 year-olds, and pot-head teenagers. High schools include Summerville HS (for the sluts), Fort Dorchester HS(for the gangsters. not a joke), Ashley Ridge HS (for the rednecks), and Pinewood Prep (for the fucking annoying people). Occasionally, you will find some decent people that are fun to be around. Even then, however, you will find yourself spending hours trying to figure out what to do today.

Person 1: I'm so bored.
Person 2: Duh, we live in Summerville

Drunk Person 1: HAH I'M SO DRUNK
Drunk Person 2: Hahahahaha let's go to walmart because that's the only fun thing to do other than smoking a shit-load of weed!

Summerville by hostilekid December 28, 2010

Summerville 

A small town in South Carolina that has literally nothing to do. If you're under the age of 60, don't move here. The majority of this town consists of casually racist, gun-owning, old republican white people. It is the most boring town you will ever visit. Since the town itself is so small and boring everyone between the ages of 12 and 40 do drugs/drink or have sex and if you do venture out into the wild to find something to do, chances are you're going to get shot. If you wanna move here don't move to Summerville, just move to Charleston, it's about 45 minutes away and is so much more interesting. The schools in Summerville are: Summerville High (for the gays and the furries), Ashley Ridge (for the kids who think they're gangsters), Fort Dorchester (for the actual gangsters), Cane Bay (for the athletes), and Pinewood Prep, a private school (for the drug dealers and kids smart enough or rich enough not to get caught by the police). So yeah, to sum it up it's boring, the traffic is horrendous, and the people are crazy, just don't move here. :)

new kid: so, what is there to do in Summerville?
local: literally nothing.
new kid: oh ok.

Summerville by Hondacf100! October 6, 2022

Summerville 

Anyone who gets grounded for 2+ weeks after their parents busted a drinking party in their own home.

"Emma is such a Summerville, now she has to sit inside and watch Maury for the next 2 weeks because of Mike Green"

Summerville by Patty Mayonaise January 13, 2008

Summerville 

Somerville College, University of Oxford, during summer

Ohh Summerville is so pretty with all the flowers!

Summerville by AnneL89 September 2, 2018

Summerville Sucking 

When the female is on her back and her head is hanging off the side of the bed, the male fucks her mouth.

Haha. I just got done recieving the Summerville Sucking.

Summerville Sucking by Colt Hewite June 29, 2009

Summerville, SC 

The "bedroom" town of Charleston, SC made up mostly of homes, homes and more homes, schools, restaurants, banks and stores. Everything a bedroom town could want. Got its name because rich folk would move "up" to Summerville to get away from the water when malaria was a widespread disease. The town has had the same mayor for 70 years-OMG! He's FINALLY leaving office and maybe the town can move forward. It's a very beautiful place and carries the nickname of "FlowerTown in The Pines." The Flowertown Festival is a huge celebration each year in April and is voted one of the best festivals in the country. If you want a great place to raise children, Summerville is it!

flowertown greenwave ashley ridge summerville, sc

Summerville, SC by summerville native May 16, 2011

Mark Summerville 

Stupid ass who is a KNOW IT ALL, but does NOT know it all

Your such a Mark Summerville

Mark Summerville by Andre Cammy December 27, 2017