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Seagrams Citrus Orange Seltzer Water
A drink only liked by a few people. It is a mixture of orange soda with water. At first taste, it tastes like orange soda but then disappears into the softness of water. This gives you a half and half taste and kind of teases you to want orange soda and water. It makes you feel light headed in a way from the rapid changes in taste. Why dont you just drink water? or Orange Soda?
Guy 1: Yo have some seltzer water
Guy 2: Alright let me try it *Seagrams citrus orange seltzer water*
Guy 3: Yo that stuff is literally disgusting!
Guy 1: Dude! Its literally delicious!
Guy 4: That stuff is nasty dude
Guy 2: Yo let me try it *takes a sip*. Yo it tastes like orange soda and then water its not that bad. *a few sips later*. Yo this is nasty. *pours away the seltzer water*
Guy 3: The Guy 1's in the world would be devastated seeing you do that
Guy 1: Yo but that seltzer water tho
Guy 2: Alright let me try it *Seagrams citrus orange seltzer water*
Guy 3: Yo that stuff is literally disgusting!
Guy 1: Dude! Its literally delicious!
Guy 4: That stuff is nasty dude
Guy 2: Yo let me try it *takes a sip*. Yo it tastes like orange soda and then water its not that bad. *a few sips later*. Yo this is nasty. *pours away the seltzer water*
Guy 3: The Guy 1's in the world would be devastated seeing you do that
Guy 1: Yo but that seltzer water tho
Seagrams Citrus Orange Seltzer Water by Seltzerwaterchugs December 17, 2013
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Soltar
Soltar is a phrase used to protect those who sneeze from acute cardiac arrest.
2nd definition - Alternative to bless you. With no religious connotation.
2nd definition - Alternative to bless you. With no religious connotation.
Soltan
adjective,
To make something far better and extravagant than any normal way of doing it; able to bend reality; do the impossible; unbreakable and unapologetically badass.
To make something far better and extravagant than any normal way of doing it; able to bend reality; do the impossible; unbreakable and unapologetically badass.
Tyler invited 2 friends over to his house, so he ordered 9 extra larger pizzas, and 9 one litre sodas, in other words, Tyler soltaned it.
Billy's is such a soltan type of guy, he rented 100 ponies, a ferrari limo, and got Elon Musk to MC his fish's 1st birthday.
Billy's is such a soltan type of guy, he rented 100 ponies, a ferrari limo, and got Elon Musk to MC his fish's 1st birthday.
Soltan by YesOkaySureActuallyNo February 6, 2021
Seltzaholic
An individual suffering from seltzaholism. Seltzaholism is a disorder characterized by the excessive consumption of and dependence on seltzer, leading to impaired social and vocational functioning, and the development of withdrawal symptoms upon reduced intake.
After years of maladaptive seltzer consumption, the seltzaholic succumbed to effervescence of the liver.
Desperate for a fix, the seltzaholics arm-wrestled over the last bottle of grapefruit seltzer.
Desperate for a fix, the seltzaholics arm-wrestled over the last bottle of grapefruit seltzer.
Seltzaholic by Sharks V. Neti April 21, 2009
Neda Agha Soltani
an iranian/persian woman that died during the 2009 iran election protests after being shot through the heart by a basij .there are two youtube videos of her death on youtube and facebook. she is said to be 26 years old.
Neda Agha Soltani by letsgettheseteenheartsbeating June 22, 2009