saltzman

a person with a huge heart and a crazy one

last name will mostly be saltzman not middle or first

by dsbckhjdegs December 18, 2018

Saltzman

A term of endearment given to morbidly obese diabetic Jewish women after ejaculating on their immensely greasy fat rolls and letting the sweaty semen mixture dry creating a crust not so dissimilar to the salt mountains of the Dead Sea in Israel.

Guess what Shlomo, I gave that fat loaf of gefilte fish a Saltzman last night! Mazel tov!

by Lynch Marshawn November 11, 2022

Charlie saltzman

Funny and and a good person

Wow, Charlie saltzman is one crazy dude!

by EpicLolly36 June 14, 2021

Charlie Saltzman

My best friend in the whole world who is also the coolest person I’ve ever met who is also really funny who is also really hot and sexy and handsome who is also a top notch dancer.

Charlie Saltzman loves American Cheese and high pitched goofball laughs 🤣

by EpicLolly36 June 20, 2021

Salzman

This describes a sexy, smart, and successful male of whom everyone looks up to.

"Daddy I really wanna be a Salzman when I grow up."

by thegreatwhite May 13, 2010

Jacob Saltsman

Plays for the Los Angeles Lakers has 29 million subscribers on YouTube

Jacob Saltsman is the best Basketball player ever

by Lakers lover2 February 10, 2018

saltman

A bossman who steady drops pinches of salt on the slugs pocket watching. A man's man, one your girl wishes she had but never will. Can be dangerous and aggressive, knows everyone you think you know. Won't hesitate to squash you respectfully. A trademarker of all things Like this word.

Man that guys a real saltman, staying salty is his job. Steer clear of him unless your intentions are perfect.

by Saltmanloud May 18, 2021