A term of endearment given to morbidly obese diabetic Jewish women after ejaculating on their immensely greasy fat rolls and letting the sweaty semen mixture dry creating a crust not so dissimilar to the salt mountains of the Dead Sea in Israel.
Guess what Shlomo, I gave that fat loaf of gefilte fish a Saltzman last night! Mazel tov!
My best friend in the whole world who is also the coolest person I’ve ever met who is also really funny who is also really hot and sexy and handsome who is also a top notch dancer.
A bossman who steady drops pinches of salt on the slugs pocket watching. A man's man, one your girl wishes she had but never will. Can be dangerous and aggressive, knows everyone you think you know. Won't hesitate to squash you respectfully. A trademarker of all things Like this word.
Man that guys a real saltman, staying salty is his job. Steer clear of him unless your intentions are perfect.