Seltzaholic

An individual suffering from seltzaholism. Seltzaholism is a disorder characterized by the excessive consumption of and dependence on seltzer, leading to impaired social and vocational functioning, and the development of withdrawal symptoms upon reduced intake.

After years of maladaptive seltzer consumption, the seltzaholic succumbed to effervescence of the liver.

Desperate for a fix, the seltzaholics arm-wrestled over the last bottle of grapefruit seltzer.

Seltzaholic by Sharks V. Neti April 21, 2009

Selfaholic 

That one person on your instagram feed who takes over 20 selfies a day. This person is usually obsessed with their own self image. Sadly there is no cure for this horrible disease. Typical captions include:#nomakeup #pretty #natural or cheesy song lyrics. Their selfies tend to be edited more than a Lil Wayne album so don't believe them if they say otherwise.

Person1:"Jen is such a selfaholic"
Person2:"Yea I heard she spends hours preparing for her selfie"
Person3:"I heard she dropped out of school because she just doesn't have the time for it anymore"

Selfaholic by GrouchVaude September 12, 2014

Selfaholic 

An egomanical narcissist who is drunk with himself.

Donald Trump is so overcome with himself that he has become a selfaholic.

Selfaholic by PrinceofWheels July 13, 2020

Sextaholic 

A person who is addicted to sending text messages of a sexual nature.

Tiger Woods wouldn't be in so much trouble now if he wasn't such a sextaholic!

Sextaholic by palmerj June 3, 2010

seltzerholic 

Somebody who is addicted to seltzer

Shortly after Jeremy's uncle died, Jeremy became a seltzerholic

seltzerholic by melikeseltzer December 22, 2020