An individual suffering from seltzaholism. Seltzaholism is a disorder characterized by the excessive consumption of and dependence on seltzer, leading to impaired social and vocational functioning, and the development of withdrawal symptoms upon reduced intake.
After years of maladaptive seltzer consumption, the seltzaholic succumbed to effervescence of the liver.
Desperate for a fix, the seltzaholics arm-wrestled over the last bottle of grapefruit seltzer.
Desperate for a fix, the seltzaholics arm-wrestled over the last bottle of grapefruit seltzer.
by Sharks V. Neti April 21, 2009
Get the Seltzaholic mug.That one person on your instagram feed who takes over 20 selfies a day. This person is usually obsessed with their own self image. Sadly there is no cure for this horrible disease. Typical captions include:#nomakeup #pretty #natural or cheesy song lyrics. Their selfies tend to be edited more than a Lil Wayne album so don't believe them if they say otherwise.
Person1:"Jen is such a selfaholic"
Person2:"Yea I heard she spends hours preparing for her selfie"
Person3:"I heard she dropped out of school because she just doesn't have the time for it anymore"
Person2:"Yea I heard she spends hours preparing for her selfie"
Person3:"I heard she dropped out of school because she just doesn't have the time for it anymore"
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