manden 

A Nice,Caring,Funny guy He always means Best even if you don’t agree with his decisions.He LOVES to work out,If you Ever Meet a Manden don’t let him go because you will regret it later.

Oh my gosh that’s Manden! He’s really nice and funny.
#Manden #Funny

manden by Chip The Hamster September 19, 2020

Manden 

coolest guy you can meet also actually kinda cute lol

also means the man in Danish

manden is a cute tryhard lol

Manden by Actually Manden November 25, 2018

Manden 

The guy in the friendgroup who everyone likes. If you want to borrow money, he will always give you the money you asked for. If you ask for a bite of the nice cake he just bought, you will always get the bite. He is also the one that does all the stupid and funny stuff. Pranks etc...

"Fuck du manden"

Manden by Zdaaawgg February 10, 2022

manden name 

The awkward situation where a man on Facebook has his middle name as part of his name. Unless they go by their middle name regularly, this is completely pointless in comparison to a married woman's maiden name.

Person 1: "Did you see? Chance put his manden name on Facebook."
Person 2: "Really? That's just weird."

Name Maiden Maiden Name Manden Manden Name

manden name by N-Mac32 January 28, 2014

Mandela Nut 

When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?

"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."

Mandela Nut by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 22, 2018

The Mandela Catalogue 

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).

"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."

The Mandela Catalogue by 144p CESAR_TORRES April 13, 2022

Maidenless 

An affront of considerable discourtesy which derives its roots from the computerized game Elden Ring, which was distributed to the common people by the computerized game developing company which goes by the title of FromSoftware on the 24th of February in the year of 2022. It is commonly employed to proclaim the lack of bitches or hoes of any gent whom thou hast a particular interest in jesting with, regardless of his true martial status.

Distinguished gent #1: Thou art an utter buffoon
Distinguished gent #2: L + maidenless + tarnished + no runes + touch grace + can't dodge + unfit to graft

Maidenless by Squambo March 7, 2022