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the water you drink to quench your thirst after "funny business"
Man, that funny business made me want some seltzer water!
by herby hancock March 10, 2012
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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Another name for an alcoholic beverage that is low key and typically does not draw a lot of attention
Taylor: what's that you're drinking there?
Seanna: It's just some seltzer water
by GoinCnadianBcon December 30, 2015
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