the water you drink to quench your thirst after "funny business"
Man, that funny business made me want some seltzer water!
by herby hancock March 11, 2012
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Another name for an alcoholic beverage that is low key and typically does not draw a lot of attention
Taylor: what's that you're drinking there?
Seanna: It's just some seltzer water
by GoinCnadianBcon December 30, 2016
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A drink only liked by a few people. It is a mixture of orange soda with water. At first taste, it tastes like orange soda but then disappears into the softness of water. This gives you a half and half taste and kind of teases you to want orange soda and water. It makes you feel light headed in a way from the rapid changes in taste. Why dont you just drink water? or Orange Soda?
Guy 1: Yo have some seltzer water

Guy 2: Alright let me try it *Seagrams citrus orange seltzer water*
Guy 3: Yo that stuff is literally disgusting!

Guy 1: Dude! Its literally delicious!

Guy 4: That stuff is nasty dude

Guy 2: Yo let me try it *takes a sip*. Yo it tastes like orange soda and then water its not that bad. *a few sips later*. Yo this is nasty. *pours away the seltzer water*

Guy 3: The Guy 1's in the world would be devastated seeing you do that

Guy 1: Yo but that seltzer water tho
by Seltzerwaterchugs December 18, 2013
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