seltzer
seltzer is carbonated
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seltzer boy
originally conceptualized by the great visionary, chaos druid.
in theory, a seltzer boy is everything and he is nothing.
he is an abomination to the elements, destroying all that lies in his way.
The most common beverage for a seltzer boy is indeed, a 5% strength White Claw, Truly, Pure Still, or some variant of the newly popular "Alcoholic Seltzer Beverages" popularized by white girls mostly on social media.
some say, to this day the seltzer boy has never been found.
in theory, a seltzer boy is everything and he is nothing.
he is an abomination to the elements, destroying all that lies in his way.
The most common beverage for a seltzer boy is indeed, a 5% strength White Claw, Truly, Pure Still, or some variant of the newly popular "Alcoholic Seltzer Beverages" popularized by white girls mostly on social media.
some say, to this day the seltzer boy has never been found.
we're in houston and the airbnb is fior as hell. time for another classic episode of the seltzer boys!
seltzer boys doing it live, we in it!! just chugged a full case of claws and headed to the gym
guy 1: did you hear anthony's a seltzer boy?
guy 2: nah bro he got kicked out we can't give him anymore chances
seltzer boys doing it live, we in it!! just chugged a full case of claws and headed to the gym
guy 1: did you hear anthony's a seltzer boy?
guy 2: nah bro he got kicked out we can't give him anymore chances
seltzer boy by yunowelcomehere September 9, 2019
Seltzer Baby
A seltzer baby is where you pull your someones pants down and pour/splash sparkling water in someones asscrack "must be non consensual"
Seltzer Baby by Mr.buiscuitz September 12, 2021
seltzer-drop
Sinking at least 2 effervescent Alka-Seltzer tablets in carbonated/fizzy seltzer water/club soda/soda water as an old-school hangover relief remedy.
Bob got so loaded last night at the party, I just saw him doing a double seltzer-drop in the break room.
seltzer-drop by busterboner August 28, 2009
Seltzer Enema
An enema using a bottle of seltzer which is shook up and quickly inserted into the partners rectum when the cap is removed.
Andy and Tom wanted to do anal, but where mutually afraid of dirty poop shoot syndrome. They quicly retreived a bottle of seltzer and used it as an enema. Thus the seltzer enema.
Seltzer Enema by Matty Lin January 24, 2009
Seltzer Fairy
Someone claiming to be a man most likely a frat bruh who chooses to be a feminine princess by drinking seltzer over COLD BEER. Luke Combs always said “Long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart and seltzer turns you into a heart broke pansy.” Those are the lyrics I heard. Characteristics include not wearing a shirt even though you are 120 lbs soaking wet, listening to EDM, and being very touchy feely at the bars.
Person: yo look at those dudes flexing at each other in the yard drinking white claw
Me: thats definitely a seltzer fairy flexing contest right there
Me: thats definitely a seltzer fairy flexing contest right there
Seltzer Fairy by Saucymcgeee October 29, 2021
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
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