Solitard

Solitard is someone who is extremely retarded, idiotic and lacks basic knowledge.

A person: Hi solitard!
Solitard: JOE BIDEN INFLATION!
A person: Ok noob.

by FartyDarty69 December 5, 2023

A single, solitary snail

Responsible for the death of 6 billion people; phrase is followed by a "Life is unfair, don't you think?"

Q: 17 years ago, a single, solitary snail caused the death of 6 billion people. Life is unfair, don't you think?

by 11O37 November 28, 2019

Solitarin' it up

When one continuously plays solitaire on his or her computer when they are suppose to be doing other stuff.

John: So did you and Lauren have sex last night?
Tim: No man, I was too busy solitarin' it up!

by Circumsizer89 September 23, 2009

solitary

Alone, single

Max is such a solitary person. He doesn't even come to parties anymore.

by Frankie Dogg December 20, 2010

Solitary Gay

A gay man who every one knows is out yet still has 'issues'. Likes to lurk around the corners of gay bars looking miserable and not making eye contact. The exact opposite of a screaming queen.

Stop being such a solitary gay and embrace your gayness!

by Chocohate December 9, 2008

solitary confinement

when one is put into a area where one does not make normal levels of social contacts with other people

the inmate that tried to escape, they assigned him solitray confinement for a year

by matt furlani October 6, 2003

solitary vice

To engage in autoeroticism when alone.

I recall our headmaster addressing the class on the grave consequences of addiction to the solitary vice.

by Joseph Sydney March 14, 2008