Solitare

Another definition for masturbation when nobody else is around. See bob.

When Nikki is bored at home she likes to play solitare, especially with her friend Val

by b-unit c. May 2, 2005

solitaire confinement

When you have no internet and all you can do all day long is play solitaire.

When Mom took away my network card, I was in solitaire confinement for a week.

by KikiMiki January 12, 2008

Solitaire Loop

When one starts playing computer solitaire (or any variation played on the computer) and is unable to stop playing until they have won. Most frustrating when you cannot win. Also equally frustrating when you have won and you want to win more causing a continuous cycle or loop.

Mom: Johnny, dinner's ready!
Johnny: I can't come down yet, I'm stuck in a solitaire loop!

Person 1: Hey how come you aren't responding to my message?
Person 2: Sorry I'm stuck in a solitaire loop.

by ALF613 March 20, 2010

solitaire denial

Flipping through the deck over and over while playing the card game Solitaire even though there are no more moves available, denying that you have lost even though you already know it.

Guy #1: Dude, you've gone through the deck 3 times already. Give it up, you've lost.
Guy #2: ...So I have. I'm in solitaire denial again.

by Nottel Inyu May 30, 2010

Solitaire

The one-person card game, played far more often on the computer than with actual cards.

He can win at Solitaire on the computer.

by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005

A single, solitary snail

Responsible for the death of 6 billion people; phrase is followed by a "Life is unfair, don't you think?"

Q: 17 years ago, a single, solitary snail caused the death of 6 billion people. Life is unfair, don't you think?

by 11O37 November 28, 2019

Solitaire

The most played Windows PC card game ever made, since it comes with every fucking Windows computer.

by yup June 23, 2003