Solitare 

Another definition for masturbation when nobody else is around. See bob.

When Nikki is bored at home she likes to play solitare, especially with her friend Val

Solitare by b-unit c. May 2, 2005

Solitare Goblin

a lonely single male who regularly sucks his own dick
an Otaku with skills to play with his own bills

yo danny be one of those inbred Otaku, a real Solitare Goblin

Solitare Goblin by Todd with an two I's June 17, 2026

solitaire confinement 

When you have no internet and all you can do all day long is play solitaire.

When Mom took away my network card, I was in solitaire confinement for a week.

solitaire confinement by KikiMiki January 12, 2008

Solitaire Loop 

When one starts playing computer solitaire (or any variation played on the computer) and is unable to stop playing until they have won. Most frustrating when you cannot win. Also equally frustrating when you have won and you want to win more causing a continuous cycle or loop.

Mom: Johnny, dinner's ready!
Johnny: I can't come down yet, I'm stuck in a solitaire loop!

Person 1: Hey how come you aren't responding to my message?
Person 2: Sorry I'm stuck in a solitaire loop.

Solitaire Loop by ALF613 March 20, 2010

solitaire denial

Flipping through the deck over and over while playing the card game Solitaire even though there are no more moves available, denying that you have lost even though you already know it.

Guy #1: Dude, you've gone through the deck 3 times already. Give it up, you've lost.
Guy #2: ...So I have. I'm in solitaire denial again.

solitaire denial by Nottel Inyu May 30, 2010

Solitaire 

The one-person card game, played far more often on the computer than with actual cards.

He can win at Solitaire on the computer.

Solitaire by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005

A single, solitary snail 

Responsible for the death of 6 billion people; phrase is followed by a "Life is unfair, don't you think?"

Q: 17 years ago, a single, solitary snail caused the death of 6 billion people. Life is unfair, don't you think?

A single, solitary snail by 11O37 November 28, 2019