solitaire

The act of masturbation. Originates from the card game of the same name, not only because the game is played alone, but because of the 'fapping' sound created when cards are placed on the table.

You assholes ditched me. I ended up playing solitaire seventeen times.

by Orpheus II July 17, 2006

solitaire

1. A game invented for the lonely

"I'm gonna go play solitaire."
"Why??"
"Cause I have know friends."

by readysetskate October 31, 2009

solitaire

a card game for people who can't find friends to play cards with, suck at socializing, or are extremely unpopular

Person 1: I want to play a card game but I can't find anyone to play with!
Person 2: You can play Solitaire
Person 1: Oh yeah!

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

solitaire

n. Also referred to as "the loner's game," a one-person card game involving a pathetic string of disappointments. Reserved for filling up the "special void" for losers and complete bores.

The lifeless loser is playing solitaire again....

by steveisright December 18, 2003

solitaire

a name that people give there children, when they know that there child will grow to b a loner and follower.
to be one with urself.
Sum1 who is a loner

Solitaire is a Solitaire

by Princess Bitch November 5, 2004

Solitaire

The one-person card game, played far more often on the computer than with actual cards.

He can win at Solitaire on the computer.

by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005

Solitaire

The most played Windows PC card game ever made, since it comes with every fucking Windows computer.

by yup June 23, 2003