Solitarian 

One who plays solitaire.

The solitarian could hardly believe that the cards could be sorted.

Solitarian by Solitarian March 2, 2023

Holitarian 

A Holitarian is someone who does not follow any particular religion, but they take all religious holidays off.

They best part about being a Holitarian is that I get a lot of holidays!

Holitarian by High School Teacher May 15, 2009

Solitarin' it up 

When one continuously plays solitaire on his or her computer when they are suppose to be doing other stuff.

John: So did you and Lauren have sex last night?
Tim: No man, I was too busy solitarin' it up!

Solitarin' it up by Circumsizer89 September 23, 2009

Semitarian 

A semitarian is a part-time vegan or vegetarian: too much of a wuss to go 100% in but they put in the half-assed effort. They may eat only some types of meat (like oyster vegan or pescatarian), they may consciously choose not to eat meat on certain days (Meat Free Monday), or they may only eat meat on certain days (cheat meal). They may be semitarian for health reasons, simply not care, or find full-time veganism or vegetarianism to be too time-consuming or difficult.

James: I've been vegetarian with one meat meal exception a month.

Sarah: That's semitarian...
James: No, it's vegetarian with 1 meat meal dammit. I don't like labels. I'm a millenial!

It's Meat-Free Monday! Time to flex my semitarian muscles.

Maybe I just dont care THAT much about veganism. I'm doing my part eating meat only on rare occasions. It would be more impactful to make a ponzi scheme for veganism. The results would be exponential. Until then, I'm semitarian.

My doctor told me I have to reduce my meat intake to reduce my risk of chronic preventable disease. So I cut out all meat--except for burgers.

Semitarian by lilspiker January 1, 2017

Solarianism 

Solarianism - The power of our sun

Basis

Solarianism, the practice of Solarians, was founded on 17/12/05 by two mysterious strangers from Pennsylvannia. It bases it's worship around the solar cyle of the sun, mostly it's rising and setting. The sun is the source of life to our humble planet and in this religion it acts as the god, or functioning idol of worship. Solarians like to sit on hills and witness the rising of the sun, in which they thank it for it's bounty. And the setting of the sun, in which they bid farewell to the god for the nighttime.

Functions of Worship

Sunrise-
Every Saturday they wake at approx. 30 minutes before sunrise. They then dress according to the weather, but do not bathe, brush their teeth or do any other time of morning routine. After going to a high spot to sit, such as a roof or hilltop they in meditation wait for the sacred rise. As the sun is rising they hum to themseleves a single note of harmony until it has completely emerged from the horizon. At that point they stare at the newly risen sun and form a wish from their hearts.

Sunset-
Every Saturday evening, 30 minutes before sun set, Solarians go to the same hill or rooftop they did in the morning. Then they sit and meditate quietly until the sun begins to disappear, at which point they being to hum in harmony. Once the sun is completly gone behind the horizon Solarians make yet another wish that complements the once they wished in the morning. Then they say a small ritual of thanks and the ceremony ends.

You can choose which ceromony to attend, as it is not required to go to both. Although often Solarians go to both ceremonies anyway.

Special worships include solar and lunar eclispes of the sun. On these days solarians fast from food and remain in a meditative state until the sunset, in which then they feast.

How to Join

After celebrating your first ritual and you agree to accept the solar energy into your heart you are a true Solarian.

Repentance

If you miss a worship day or do something of grave discomfort to the sun, it would be within your knowledge to repent. To repent you must go to both worshipping sessions on a Saturday and make both your wishes into wishes of forgiveness.

Things About Solarians

Solarians are usually very liberal and don't believe in an embodied god like Christains. Instead they believe in the power of our sun and the right to be free from bounds within our world. A large amount of Solarians are vegetarian or vegan, although this is not essential.

Look at that Solarian, practicing Solarianism, waking 30 minutes before sunrise and such!

Solarianism by A Solarian December 18, 2005

Semitarian 

A semitarian (or semi-tarian) is a vegitarian who eats certain types. Of meat (eg: chicken, fish)

Jimbo is now a semitarian

Semitarian by Loooserlf March 19, 2010

Sillitarian 

The belief or use of language in using an alternate completely silly word replacement in conversation and acting totally serious. The alternate word used must sound similar to the word that would normally be used in context.

Perfect examples of "Sillitarian" are as follows;
When you want to discuss things in detail, you have to be very "pacific."
In the Summertime, I have lots of problems with my "analogies"
I have a hard time pronouncing this word because it has many "continents."

Sillitarian by ScarabRa June 11, 2018