Solanus
Solanus by srjindal19 December 8, 2012
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An anus that has been ruptured, torn or in extreme cases mutilated.
Results from anal penetration (see SIIMA) where the encroaching object (often the penis) has proven to be too colossol for the given anus.
Conversely, the anus may just be inadequate; this matter is subjective.
Can also result from uncommon excretory patterns if the given anus cannot withstand the extensive girth/width of the excrement.
Originates from "split anus" despite new developments suggesting that "splattered anus" would be more appropriate.
Again one must use one's discretion.
Results from anal penetration (see SIIMA) where the encroaching object (often the penis) has proven to be too colossol for the given anus.
Conversely, the anus may just be inadequate; this matter is subjective.
Can also result from uncommon excretory patterns if the given anus cannot withstand the extensive girth/width of the excrement.
Originates from "split anus" despite new developments suggesting that "splattered anus" would be more appropriate.
Again one must use one's discretion.
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Solanum
SOLANUM: THE VIRUS
Solanum works by traveling through the bloodstream, from the initial point of entry to the brain. Through means not yet fully understood, the virus uses the cells of the frontal lobe for replication, destroying them in the process. During this period, all bodily functions cease. By stopping the heart, the infected subject is rendered "dead." The brain, however, remains alive but dormant, while the virus mutates its cells into a completely new organ. The most critical trait of this new organ is its independence from oxygen. By removing the need for this all-important resource, the undead brain can utilize, but is in no way dependent upon, the complex support mechanism of the human body. Once mutation is complete, this new organ reanimates the body into a form that bears little resemblance (physiologically speaking) to the original corpse. Some bodily functions remain constant, others operate in a modified capacity, and the remainder shut down completely. This new organism is a zombie, a member of the living dead.
Solanum works by traveling through the bloodstream, from the initial point of entry to the brain. Through means not yet fully understood, the virus uses the cells of the frontal lobe for replication, destroying them in the process. During this period, all bodily functions cease. By stopping the heart, the infected subject is rendered "dead." The brain, however, remains alive but dormant, while the virus mutates its cells into a completely new organ. The most critical trait of this new organ is its independence from oxygen. By removing the need for this all-important resource, the undead brain can utilize, but is in no way dependent upon, the complex support mechanism of the human body. Once mutation is complete, this new organ reanimates the body into a form that bears little resemblance (physiologically speaking) to the original corpse. Some bodily functions remain constant, others operate in a modified capacity, and the remainder shut down completely. This new organism is a zombie, a member of the living dead.
solanum
A fictional zombie virus invented by satirial writer Max Brooks (son of Mel Brooks, who was the director of Space Balls). The virus "Solanum" attempts to justify the hack work of George Romano by describing an entirely impossible zombie virus. Accoring to Max Brooks, zombies are somehow reanimated by a virus that allows the body to function with no blood circulation, no oxygen, and no ATP (which is absolutely required for muscle movement). This is definately the most far fetched viral zombie that has been suggested, but it is often used as a benchmark by zombie survivalist groups, particularly OZORT, as a worst case scenario zombie virus.
If Solanum can reanimate long dead corpses and allow them to run around with coagulated blood and no glucose, why can't it also make them fly and instinctively know kung fu?
solanum by John Jackson August 25, 2006
Solarus
Solarus is a wonderful person! She is smart and geeks out all the time!! She's a big time nerd but everyone loves her! She's super popular but her best friends live far away!! Some how keeps in touch. She has beautiful brown, bronze hair with blue green eyes that make everyone stare! She is a show stopping beauty. She loves the most and anyone is lucky to have her.
Dude 1: Wait, is that Solarus!!
Dude 2: Yeah bro!! ( He says while his arm around her) she said yes!!
Dude 1: lucky I'm jelly!!
Dude 2: Yeah bro!! ( He says while his arm around her) she said yes!!
Dude 1: lucky I'm jelly!!
Solarus by Viole-nt_Purple May 10, 2018