Splanus

An anus that has been ruptured, torn or in extreme cases mutilated.

Results from anal penetration (see SIIMA) where the encroaching object (often the penis) has proven to be too colossol for the given anus.
Conversely, the anus may just be inadequate; this matter is subjective.

Can also result from uncommon excretory patterns if the given anus cannot withstand the extensive girth/width of the excrement.

Originates from "split anus" despite new developments suggesting that "splattered anus" would be more appropriate.

Again one must use one's discretion.

Bob: "Mate me and jenny tried anal yesterday!"
Jim: "Serious?? How'd it go?"
Bob: "Was a bit awkward.. i gave her a splanus"

Luke: "Had a mare on the shitter yesterday mate"
Dan: "what was it too sloppy?"
Luke: " the opposite! It was MASSIVE, i've got a fucking splanus!"

by Splanus November 8, 2011

Spanus

The space between your asshole and ball sack. It is a combination of the words space and anus; Thus representing the two most important words from the aforementioned sentence.

Dude last night that whore Roxanne was giving me a rim-job while simultaneously tickling my spanus.

by jimmyb's March 11, 2010

Solanus

a person who bitches constantly about fantasy football and swimming.

Person 1: That person won't stop complaining about swimming
Person 2: What a Solanus

by srjindal19 December 8, 2012

splangus

Splayed Angus (see also Angus) and Angry Angus.

The deliberate widening of the anal opening to allow ease of penetration.

Rod bent over and showed Leroy his spalngus begging him to pleasure him with his 18 inch sausage. Clearly Rod has gAIDS (see gAIDS)

by Angry Angus June 3, 2004

Splangstrument

A slang definition for any materials used in the process of getting high.

Illegal drugs & Implements used to aid there injestion.

1) Can I nick one of your Splangstruments mate? (pointing at rizzla)

Any kind of drug, Pipes, Bongs, Raps, dodgy bagys, etc..

by bob jones April 15, 2005

spanus

The space anus. Also refering to 'zoning out' and losing touch with reality if for a fewseconds or a minute.

Dude, that shit looks like the Spanus!

Did you just get sucked into the spanus?

by Nick Farace January 10, 2004

spanus

The spine anus. The dreaded condition is found in amateur and sometimes professional artwork when the artist places the butt hole too high.

"Hey, look at this new piece of art!"
"Dude, that shot suffers a huge case of spanus"

by Sonderjen January 10, 2008