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The younger sister of a friend, but she is thiccer, hotter and shorter. She usually has piercings on places that you will be happy to see later on and she is very hard headed. She bites so better watch out!
- Remember that selanus of Ericka?

- Yeah she is the better verison of her but damn she left a mark on my neck.
Selanus by TryingToStudy March 16, 2019
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An anus that has been ruptured, torn or in extreme cases mutilated.

Results from anal penetration (see SIIMA) where the encroaching object (often the penis) has proven to be too colossol for the given anus.
Conversely, the anus may just be inadequate; this matter is subjective.

Can also result from uncommon excretory patterns if the given anus cannot withstand the extensive girth/width of the excrement.

Originates from "split anus" despite new developments suggesting that "splattered anus" would be more appropriate.

Again one must use one's discretion.
Bob: "Mate me and jenny tried anal yesterday!"
Jim: "Serious?? How'd it go?"
Bob: "Was a bit awkward.. i gave her a splanus"

Luke: "Had a mare on the shitter yesterday mate"
Dan: "what was it too sloppy?"
Luke: " the opposite! It was MASSIVE, i've got a fucking splanus!"
Splanus by Splanus November 8, 2011
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A very hot (and most definitely gay) guy from The Ballad Of Songbirds And Snakes, otherwise known as La Ballade Du Serpent Et De Oiseau Chanteuse or Ballada De Pajaros Cantores Y Serpientes. His best friend betrayed him and got him hung.
Sejanus is very hot.
I like Sejanus.
Seanus is quite cute.
Seanus by Mer October 17, 2003
a person who bitches constantly about fantasy football and swimming.
Person 1: That person won't stop complaining about swimming
Person 2: What a Solanus
Solanus by srjindal19 December 8, 2012
Semanus is an ancient god.
He cure people with running.
Semanus dominus
semanus by Robben23 May 15, 2017
Sevanus is a wonderful, caring guy who will never hesitate to tell you the truth. He cares about you more than anything and if you get lucky enough to get him as a boyfriend he'll protect you. He'll buy you gifts and spend as much time as he possibly can with you. He will love you unconditionally and will give you the best cuddles of your life. He's had it rough but that's what makes him unique. He's rough around the edges but if he trusts you, you're someone special and you'll see the person he is underneath. He's the kind of person who will laugh with you and cry with you. If he sees you in any kind of emotional distress, it will make him sad if he cares for you. He's got the best hair and gives the best hugs. He will make you smile on days you think you will never smile again. He's a fighter and will fight for what he believes in. He is rarely scared of things and will stay loyal to the person he loves most. You won't know you've fallen for him until you already have and that will catch you off guard. He'll be the best friend you ever had and will make your heart soar. If you are lucky enough to have a Sevanus in your life you better not let him go.
Hi, im sevanus
Sevanus by Louis thomson November 22, 2021
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