glucose
glucose by trey anderson December 1, 2007
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Glucose
The most potent chemical known to humankind.
It was discovered in trace amounts of ALL of the people who were in cancer.
93% of who were exposed to this toxin are dead.
The survivers will also die.
The human body, when introduced this toxin stockpiles it in the liver, making it hard to get out of the body.
Few people have the ability to excrete this substance, some genetically.
Some organisms which have adapted have a strange thing called 'mitochondria' are able to break down this substance, breaking down two adenosine triphosphate molecules into adenosine diphosphate and deadly phosphoric acid.
It is also known to help the reproduction of mosquitoes.
It aids the process of losing DNA information at the end of the chain.
Unlike cyanide, there is no known antidote.
I warn you not to get close to this material, as it can slowly kill you.
If you have been contaminated, such as I am, you will die for sure.
It was discovered in trace amounts of ALL of the people who were in cancer.
93% of who were exposed to this toxin are dead.
The survivers will also die.
The human body, when introduced this toxin stockpiles it in the liver, making it hard to get out of the body.
Few people have the ability to excrete this substance, some genetically.
Some organisms which have adapted have a strange thing called 'mitochondria' are able to break down this substance, breaking down two adenosine triphosphate molecules into adenosine diphosphate and deadly phosphoric acid.
It is also known to help the reproduction of mosquitoes.
It aids the process of losing DNA information at the end of the chain.
Unlike cyanide, there is no known antidote.
I warn you not to get close to this material, as it can slowly kill you.
If you have been contaminated, such as I am, you will die for sure.
glucose
glucose was literally defined as the poop packer by my anatomy professor! so the new def. of glucose is fudge packer. call ur buddies glucose and they will have no clue what u mean!
glucose
glucose by Yungmoneyy September 17, 2022
glucose guardian
Gender neutral term for an older (but not always) individual who takes care of someone in the form of money or expensive gifts oftentimes in exchange for companionship or sexual favors
Steve: damn I'm so broke dude I need me a glucose guardian
Dave: man what?
Steve: yeah dude sugar daddy, sugar momma I don't care I just need money
Dave: man what?
Steve: yeah dude sugar daddy, sugar momma I don't care I just need money
glucose guardian by Youngmagi December 1, 2016
Glucose Guardian
Glucose Guardian by Definite_Faller December 10, 2017
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