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the produce of photosynthesis
Co2 + H2O + light = lavert +patterson(glucose)
over use of glucose results in lavertitis
by trey anderson November 08, 2007
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It's the reason why you are so fat. It's hidden in everything, from sprite, to lemonade. @.@

The secret hip enhancer.
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glucose was literally defined as the poop packer by my anatomy professor! so the new def. of glucose is fudge packer. call ur buddies glucose and they will have no clue what u mean!
You see that guy over there? He's straight glucose!
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