Sockbadger

A Sockbadger is a creature that steals one sock from a pair of socks.

If your home is infested with this pest, you will notice missing socks after they have been washed.

Honest.

"Gregory, we have a sock missing!"
"I know Steven, it must have been a Sockbadger"

by Bobin August 4, 2005

cockbadger

A male or female who persistently persues the male member, despite their attentions being unwanted.

She's a moose.
I know, I can't get rid of the cockbadger.

by manta July 30, 2003

sock badger

Creature which lives in washing machines and makes its nest with socks. Never been caught, but the presence of odd socks in the wash is evidence of their existance

The sock badger has been at my socks again.

by Matt February 27, 2005

Sockbater

Masturbating into a sock alot, to the point it's stiffer than a board.
Poor poor socks.

Shawn is a chronic sockbater of his wife's socks

by Cunt Lord April 5, 2018

SockBoogers

A small collection of tiny threads and cotton pieces from socks in the form of a black, grey or even white boogers,mostly found between toes.

Josh had a dozen new SockBoogers between his toes last night.

by MmMmsockboogers November 25, 2005

Cockbadger

1) A Female Badger that loves a bit of cock.

2) A furry animal that lives in your cock.

3) A total asshole who you'd like to call a harsh name but cannot think of anything else but a random name like Cockbadger.

4) A woman who sucks quite alot of cock.

1) Oh my god that Badger loves that Badgers cock!

2) Oh my god, is that a Cockbadger in your cock! I want one!

3) Tom Moorhouse, Fuck you Tom you errrmmm... errrr.. Cockbadger!

4) Oh my god, your wife is such a Cockbadger!

by Phin & Werdna August 23, 2006

Cockbadger

a person who loves to badger cocks, takes part in cockbadgering, or has in anyway tried to touch another cock.

Oxide is a cockbadger, i have seen him trying to badger cocks.

by eSt0r` April 9, 2004