Definitions by Bobin

Sockbadger 

A Sockbadger is a creature that steals one sock from a pair of socks.

If your home is infested with this pest, you will notice missing socks after they have been washed.

Honest.

"Gregory, we have a sock missing!"
"I know Steven, it must have been a Sockbadger"

Sockbadger by Bobin August 4, 2005