Sockbater 

Masturbating into a sock alot, to the point it's stiffer than a board.
Poor poor socks.

Shawn is a chronic sockbater of his wife's socks

Sockbater by Cunt Lord April 5, 2018

socksterbate 

The art of using a sock when masturbating in order to not "make a mess"

I can't wait 'till tonight so I can socksterbate!!

socksterbate by mr. boinkyou October 8, 2008

Wooldoor Sockbat 

A ripoff of Spongebob Squarepants as seen in Comedy Central's Animated Reality Show, "Drawn Together". He's a cool guy that just wants to be loved, but he can't because he's really fucking annoying. He can take on any shape, split in two, and become any profession he wants. He was also the only one to be eaten by Clara's pussy. To add to all that,he keeps many things shoved up his ass for comic timing including a lamp containing a homosexual genie.

Wooldoor Sockbat:A Fucking Annoying Wacky Whatchamacallit.

Wooldoor Sockbat by Heroic Ling Ling November 24, 2004

Sockwater 

Water which has been contaminated with threads from a sock.

Drink this sockwater, bitch!

I fucked your mum!
Oh yeah? Drink sockwater, fag!

Hey Tommy B, are you gay?
No, but I drink the occasional "sockwater"

Sockwater by Whoa!Penis2 August 6, 2008

Sockator

Noun. Person who uses a sock when having sex instead of a condom.

"Hey Chris, do u have protection?"
"Sure baby, I've got my sock on."
(Chris is sockator)

Sockator by Jon May 9, 2003

Sockmaster 

1. A person, usually a male who uses a sock, normally a preferred favourite one, as a sheath over his erect penis to masturbate into. Said sock will gather any semen and thereafter be placed back in the bottom drawer or under the bed.

2. Someone who has chosen the profession of and mastered the art of sock making.

Bob sits at home and wanks into his socks, Bob is a Sockmaster

Sockmaster by R8586N January 19, 2021

Sockbadger 

A Sockbadger is a creature that steals one sock from a pair of socks.

If your home is infested with this pest, you will notice missing socks after they have been washed.

Honest.

"Gregory, we have a sock missing!"
"I know Steven, it must have been a Sockbadger"

Sockbadger by Bobin August 4, 2005