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socksterbate
socksterbate by mr. boinkyou October 8, 2008
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Wooldoor Sockbat
A ripoff of Spongebob Squarepants as seen in Comedy Central's Animated Reality Show, "Drawn Together". He's a cool guy that just wants to be loved, but he can't because he's really fucking annoying. He can take on any shape, split in two, and become any profession he wants. He was also the only one to be eaten by Clara's pussy. To add to all that,he keeps many things shoved up his ass for comic timing including a lamp containing a homosexual genie.
Wooldoor Sockbat by Heroic Ling Ling November 24, 2004
Sockwater
Drink this sockwater, bitch!
I fucked your mum!
Oh yeah? Drink sockwater, fag!
Hey Tommy B, are you gay?
No, but I drink the occasional "sockwater"
I fucked your mum!
Oh yeah? Drink sockwater, fag!
Hey Tommy B, are you gay?
No, but I drink the occasional "sockwater"
Sockwater by Whoa!Penis2 August 6, 2008
Sockmaster
1. A person, usually a male who uses a sock, normally a preferred favourite one, as a sheath over his erect penis to masturbate into. Said sock will gather any semen and thereafter be placed back in the bottom drawer or under the bed.
2. Someone who has chosen the profession of and mastered the art of sock making.
2. Someone who has chosen the profession of and mastered the art of sock making.
Sockmaster by R8586N January 19, 2021
Sockbadger
A Sockbadger is a creature that steals one sock from a pair of socks.
If your home is infested with this pest, you will notice missing socks after they have been washed.
Honest.
If your home is infested with this pest, you will notice missing socks after they have been washed.
Honest.
Sockbadger by Bobin August 4, 2005
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.