cockbadger 

A male or female who persistently persues the male member, despite their attentions being unwanted.

She's a moose.
I know, I can't get rid of the cockbadger.

cockbadger by manta July 30, 2003

Cockbadger 

1) A Female Badger that loves a bit of cock.

2) A furry animal that lives in your cock.

3) A total asshole who you'd like to call a harsh name but cannot think of anything else but a random name like Cockbadger.

4) A woman who sucks quite alot of cock.

1) Oh my god that Badger loves that Badgers cock!

2) Oh my god, is that a Cockbadger in your cock! I want one!

3) Tom Moorhouse, Fuck you Tom you errrmmm... errrr.. Cockbadger!

4) Oh my god, your wife is such a Cockbadger!

Cockbadger by Phin & Werdna August 23, 2006

Cockbadger 

a person who loves to badger cocks, takes part in cockbadgering, or has in anyway tried to touch another cock.

Oxide is a cockbadger, i have seen him trying to badger cocks.

Cockbadger by eSt0r` April 9, 2004

Cockbadger 

A swear word that comes from the south west of England, a cockbadger is a derogatory term for someone that derives sexual pleasure from masturbating to nature documentaries.

e.g

Lucy, don't be a cockbadger while my parents are here, you know they look down on it.

My ex girlfriend broke up with me because I was a cockbadger. What a bitch.

See also furry Squirrelsquisher Bunnybummer

Cockbadger by CockBadger69 May 23, 2016

Cackbadger

A twat, a wanker. A person of low IQ and dubious morals.

Originating from Sussex, England

Oy! Take the hint, you cackbadger.

Cackbadger by Bars Mar December 9, 2008

Cocklodger 

A male who lives with his girlfriend without paying rent.
Rent and bills are paid by the girlfriend, the cocklodger relies on the fact that the couple are shagging to continue his residency.

Yeah, that guy Jim doesn't pay Rebecca rent to live in her flat, he's a cocklodger.

Cocklodger by Early D January 15, 2008

cockbooger 

an obstruction of the male urethra caused by not urinating after sex; usually noticed the next morning when pee sprays in three directions.

"Man, this morning I had a bad case of cockboogers and I sprayed all over the bathroom."

cockbooger by VHS Player Chris February 16, 2008