A swear word that comes from the south west of England, a cockbadger is a derogatory term for someone that derives sexual pleasure from masturbating to nature documentaries.
e.g
Lucy, don't be a cockbadger while my parents are here, you know they look down on it.
My ex girlfriend broke up with me because I was a cockbadger. What a bitch.
A male who lives with his girlfriend without paying rent.
Rent and bills are paid by the girlfriend, the cocklodger relies on the fact that the couple are shagging to continue his residency.
Yeah, that guy Jim doesn't pay Rebecca rent to live in her flat, he's a cocklodger.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.