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Social Securitits
Women over the age of 55 who refuse to wear a bra. The woman is usually a dirty Hippy and fails to realize the 60's have been over for several decades.
Maude's Social Securitits were on display for all to see when she arrived at the BINGO parlor wearing a trendy shirt, but no bra. The sag was unbearable to watch.
Social Securitits by RoyalecheeseMoosemom August 16, 2012
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social togetherness
Social togetherness is the opposite of social distancing. It's the new cultural movement which began in 2023. Since social distancing is the most fucked thing in history, we now need an equal amount of social togetherness to unfuck things.
Michelle: "I don't want to socially distance from you anymore"
Dany: "Social distancing is fucked"
Michelle: "Let's do some social togetherness, I'm coming over"
Dany: "Come over at 10pm for an unfucking session"
Dany: "Social distancing is fucked"
Michelle: "Let's do some social togetherness, I'm coming over"
Dany: "Come over at 10pm for an unfucking session"
social togetherness by D the Top G January 10, 2023
Social Methbooking
I can always tell when she's on a meth bender because she doesn't stop commenting nonsense on Facebook for 3 days straight,social methbooking
Social Methbooking by CrunchyCrew February 25, 2022
Selective Social Distancing
Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you don’t want in your life
After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents
Selective Social Distancing by rtalati April 14, 2020
Social predator
A cancel culture opportunist who participates in preying on people to ruin their lives and careers and reputation based on unverifiable rumors, hearsay, and slander. Often these people will take advantage of any kind of rumor specifically for people they don’t know or dislike. They get off on the social contagion of hurting an individual’s social standing as it makes them feel and look virtuous. They are social predators.
Alexis went out of her way to spread the slander and get people to cancel Jacob. She is a social predator.
Chelsea jumped on the opportunity to get cancel culture clout as well as hurt someone she didn’t like. She is a social predator.
Chelsea jumped on the opportunity to get cancel culture clout as well as hurt someone she didn’t like. She is a social predator.
Social predator by VeritasNumquamPerit January 11, 2023
Socially Concerned
Ostensibly it means caring about society. Being concerned about the things that are wrong with society such as increasing violent crime, an increasingly stressed health service, the marginalisation of the disadvantaged members of society, the list is pretty much endless; those who are truly socially concerned then try to do something about it. Unfortunately as in the case of the chattering classes the socially concerned individuals only pay lip-service to whatever cause is fashionable and they do sfa.
Most so-called socially concerned just talk about the latest fashionable cause, they don’t actually do anything to help.
Socially Concerned by AKACroatalin May 26, 2015
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.