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slobotomy 

1. a mix of the words “slob” and “lobotomy” — with lobotomy being a substitute for “head”

— note : “slob” is taken from the common phrase “slob on my knob” (do oral on my dick)
2. really good head (fellatio, oral, etc.)
1a. that bitch gave me a crazy slobotomy last night like you wouldnt believe !!
1b. that bitch gave me crazy slobotomy last night like you wouldnt believe !!
2. after that slobotomy w/ the prostitute i paid for w/ my moms life insurance my dick is itching !!
slobotomy by naims<3 March 22, 2023

sopotomy 

also supotomy

"it's up out of me" all combined together
when John was getting head and blew his load, he leaned back and said "ahh, sopotomy"
sopotomy by nadball May 3, 2004

sabotomy 

Much like a lobotomy, but the drill is a penis
Example 1
“Somebody ring Eccles, I’ve been sabotomised”

Example 2
Piercy “Did you see mouchy today”
Eccles “no I think he got a sabotomy”
sabotomy by Dunusedrname1 May 23, 2022
Da alternative type of brain-surgery operation dat you'd hafta perform on someone who's always "had his head up his a**".
I wonder if a dude who is always "looking for a piece of tail" would also be someone who'd need a lobottomy to cure him of said undesirable behavior??
lobottomy by QuacksO January 18, 2023

Scottomy 

When working for someone named Scott and every task you’re given feels as though you are being sodomized.
Went into work today and it was just Scottomy all day.
Scottomy by Knuckledick6969 September 6, 2023

Slobotomy 

Head so good it destroys your frontal lobe
I’ve been feeling loopy since that night with Stacy, I think she gave me a slobotomy
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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