slobotomy

1. a mix of the words “slob” and “lobotomy” — with lobotomy being a substitute for “head”

— note : “slob” is taken from the common phrase “slob on my knob” (do oral on my dick)
2. really good head (fellatio, oral, etc.)

1a. that bitch gave me a crazy slobotomy last night like you wouldnt believe !!
1b. that bitch gave me crazy slobotomy last night like you wouldnt believe !!
2. after that slobotomy w/ the prostitute i paid for w/ my moms life insurance my dick is itching !!

by naims<3 March 22, 2023

Slobotomy

Head so good it destroys your frontal lobe

I’ve been feeling loopy since that night with Stacy, I think she gave me a slobotomy

by ThatOneUnoriginalEmoKid April 29, 2024

Kards lobotomy

When playing the online card game, Kards, you run across players who take forever to decide. Even if they only have 1 or 2 cards they'll act like they're in a world championship of chess and be beyond slow.

Check out this idiot, he's so slow I'm gonna have a Kards lobotomy pretty soon.

by Unclecrazy October 5, 2022

before the lobotomy

a song by Green Day. its on their album, "21st Century Breakdown".

person 1: have you heard the song "Before the Lobotomy" by Green Day?

person 2: yeah! its a really good song!

by Mr.Minority August 25, 2010

Liquor Lobotomy

The act of drinking heavily to induce a blackout intended to wipe out a bad memory.

Also used to describe the act of waking up from a blackout night and getting totally smashed again to keep those memories from surfacing.

Oh man, I can't believe I just banged that chick. Gimme a bottle of Wisers, I need a liquor lobotomy.

Jesus christ, I just saw your grandmother naked! Pass me that bottle, I need a liquor lobotomy!

Jill: Do you even remember what you did last night?
Jack: Uhhh....no...nothing. The entire night is a blank.
Jill: Drink this. You're gonna need a liquor lobotomy.

by Somtaw January 26, 2010

Lobotomy

The ONLY cure for cluster headaches.

Lobotomy, give me a lobotomy.

by Prof.factual February 16, 2022

Anal Lobotomy

When you shove your dick so far up your partners anus you penetrate their cerebral cortex, leaving them in a drooling and incoherent state of mind (Much resembling a lobotomy)

1. I had a crazy time with Tommy last night. I swear that boy gave me an Anal Lobotomy.

2. Oh shit bro! I need to find a good place to dump a body. I think I just gave my girl friend an Anal Lobotomy

by PoppaGnatSperm August 14, 2010