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Shufflecock 

1. Verb. Giving a guy head and then leaving him hard with his pants down around his ankles. Usually occurs when male is inebriated, causing him to "shuffle" around the room with junk exposed. Includes: shufflecocked, shufflecocking, et al.
Example:
GF1: "Eric was a real dick at the party. So I shufflecocked that douche."
GF2: "That's almost as bad as blue balls."
Shufflecock by BigRed20 June 23, 2007

Shufflefucked 

When your Ipod Shuffle selects a block of music that you just don't want to listen to.
Sukhdeep really wanted a variety of heavy metal and hip-hop to get him pumped at the Gym. Instead he got shufflefucked with Bollywood show tunes.
Shufflefucked by Ben of Earth February 24, 2011

snufflefuck

I went on safari the other day. I saw these beautiful elephants and then I walked up to the elephants. So, I got this one's number, I took her out to this nice restaurant I know, and then one thing lead to another and then we were back at my place. I don't know how to put it politely but, well, she snufflefucked me. And it was hot.
snufflefuck by scrotie November 22, 2009

Shufflefuck 

Person who is annoyingly goofy but is truely loved.
"YOUR A SHUFFLEFUCK"
Shufflefuck by Shufflefuck May 14, 2016

Shufflecuck

A person who skips a song early or before the main part begins or skipping a song before the main part is completed. Doing this angers those around them and gains increasing speculation in their DJing skills.
Jaden was being a shufflecuck when he skipped to "D Rose" one minute into "Stairway to Heaven".
Shufflecuck by EkkolocaJhin September 2, 2017

Snufflefucking

The act of having a sexual relationship withe the fictional Sesame Street character Snufleupagus
"Dude i'm totally snufflefucking right now"