Shufflecock

1. Verb. Giving a guy head and then leaving him hard with his pants down around his ankles. Usually occurs when male is inebriated, causing him to "shuffle" around the room with junk exposed. Includes: shufflecocked, shufflecocking, et al.

Example:
GF1: "Eric was a real dick at the party. So I shufflecocked that douche."
GF2: "That's almost as bad as blue balls."

by BigRed20 June 23, 2007

shuttlecocking

the sliding movement of a cock within a condom

Can I please take it off? All this shuttlecocking is making me go soft.

by Professor_Z August 7, 2020

shuttlecock

This is a cock on the move. It takes the shuttle, to avoid nasty traffic.

Wow, look a that shuttle cock go; it just avoided alot of traffic.

by Nichole~ June 6, 2005

shuttlecock

The Bidie played with in the game badminton.,..The greatest pun for T-shirts ever made! and your teacher/ principal cant ban it cuz it refers to a sport!

Suck my shuttlecock!
I love Shuttlecocks

by Hanna Sender May 13, 2005

Shuttlecock

The hairstyle of a man who has a bald spot, but still has long hair.

My friend, I know you want to rock, but the shuttlecock does not help. The long hair with the bald spot is like the see-saw shared by the obese man and the anorexic. It is unbalanced my friend, and not a very fun ride.

by Roadside Jesus April 7, 2008

shuttlecock

Its a "birdie" used in playing badmitten or however you spell it.

Dude, you lost our fucking shuttlecock.

by Boflex April 19, 2005

Shufflefucked

When your Ipod Shuffle selects a block of music that you just don't want to listen to.

Sukhdeep really wanted a variety of heavy metal and hip-hop to get him pumped at the Gym. Instead he got shufflefucked with Bollywood show tunes.

by Ben of Earth February 24, 2011