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Purse Was All Over The Front Lawn

To describe the severity of a situation or event that had happen that left you completely and utterly wasted/tired/or un functioning.
“Yea, I don’t remember any part of last night. My Purse Was All Over The Front Lawn the next morning.”

Snufflefucking

The act of having a sexual relationship withe the fictional Sesame Street character Snufleupagus
"Dude i'm totally snufflefucking right now"