Definitions by Pandaphile

Emergency Dookie

An Emergency Dookie is a poop you pretend to take when your boss is walking back into the office so you don’t get suspected of slacking off.

Oh no! The boss is back! I can’t get caught doing nothing- time for an Emergency Dookie!

Emergency Dookie by Pandaphile December 2, 2025

Snufflecuck

A man who is a voyeur, and who agrees to be cuckolded by his wife, who later cries when watching his wife having intercourse with the other man; used as an insult for insecure men.

Dude, did you hear about Henry?

Yeah, that voyeur?

Yeah, he was cucked by his wife, and he started crying like halfway through!

Haha, what a snufflecuck!

Snufflecuck by Pandaphile December 2, 2025