I went on safari the other day. I saw these beautiful elephants and then I walked up to the elephants. So, I got this one's number, I took her out to this nice restaurant I know, and then one thing lead to another and then we were back at my place. I don't know how to put it politely but, well, she snufflefucked me. And it was hot.
by scrotie November 20, 2009