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shuffluck 

When you set your iTunes or iPod to shuffle mode, any by sheer luck, you get a group of good songs. When you actually find the song you want on your iPod Shuffle just by skipping to the next song.
I was trying to show Judy the new Job for a Cowboy song on my iPod Shuffle, with some shuffluck I found it in only two clicks.
shuffluck by TranscendTheIllusion January 6, 2010

Shufflecock 

1. Verb. Giving a guy head and then leaving him hard with his pants down around his ankles. Usually occurs when male is inebriated, causing him to "shuffle" around the room with junk exposed. Includes: shufflecocked, shufflecocking, et al.
Example:
GF1: "Eric was a real dick at the party. So I shufflecocked that douche."
GF2: "That's almost as bad as blue balls."
Shufflecock by BigRed20 June 23, 2007

Shufflefucked 

When your Ipod Shuffle selects a block of music that you just don't want to listen to.
Sukhdeep really wanted a variety of heavy metal and hip-hop to get him pumped at the Gym. Instead he got shufflefucked with Bollywood show tunes.
Shufflefucked by Ben of Earth February 24, 2011

snufflefuck

I went on safari the other day. I saw these beautiful elephants and then I walked up to the elephants. So, I got this one's number, I took her out to this nice restaurant I know, and then one thing lead to another and then we were back at my place. I don't know how to put it politely but, well, she snufflefucked me. And it was hot.
snufflefuck by scrotie November 22, 2009

Shufflefuck 

Person who is annoyingly goofy but is truely loved.
"YOUR A SHUFFLEFUCK"
Shufflefuck by Shufflefuck May 14, 2016

Snufflecuck

A man who is a voyeur, and who agrees to be cuckolded by his wife, who later cries when watching his wife having intercourse with the other man; used as an insult for insecure men.
Dude, did you hear about Henry?

Yeah, that voyeur?

Yeah, he was cucked by his wife, and he started crying like halfway through!

Haha, what a snufflecuck!
Snufflecuck by Pandaphile December 2, 2025