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Portuguese Snowblower 

A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.
My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.
Portuguese Snowblower by SG5 August 27, 2016
Snowload or Snow-Load is a term used to describe getting fucking wasted drunk because it's snowing and there isn't shit else to do. A common slang word believed to originate in the Philadelphia area.
"Its snowing so we went to the bar and threw a massive snowload."
Snowload by Philly K1 January 21, 2014

Portuguese Snowblower 

When you’re blowing some Colombian sinus sauce (aka cocain) off a girls back door (typically Hispanic) and she farts coviering your face in the Colombian bam-bam.
Person 1: “Bro what happened you look like you fell into a bag of flour
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”

Snowbone 

1. A badd ass white girl
2. A European female with a cute face and a nice body.
Guy 1: Yo, that Candice Swanepoel girl, that's a snowbone bitch.
Guy 2: There you go talkin bout them white girls again.
Snowbone by Vyrotek August 1, 2012

Snowbound 

Literally the worst map in all of halo history. This map makes halo 3 go from a 10/10 to a 7/10. Master Chief himself vetos the map every time it comes up in the queue.
Jesus fucking Christ I hate snowbound. Veto this shit map.
Snowbound by cpiethan March 28, 2017

Snowglobed 

When your friend “accidentally” grabs your balls and starts aggressively shaking them around like a snow globe .
Yo my homie just snowglobed me
Snowglobed by Beansinmyjeans April 25, 2019