24 definitions by Mrs. Nesbit
That questionable rash that ya can’t scratch off. Lol but you try anyway
Maybe you should kennel the mutt you’re allergic to.
It’s for the good of society. And clear skin
Maybe you should kennel the mutt you’re allergic to.
It’s for the good of society. And clear skin
Whoa bro. Get that checked out. Cus I’m sick of your rice crispies flying my way every morning. Ya can’t just rashin it
by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022
De-stin-ch-dead)}
When the one with loud mouth, and predetermined ability and motivation and mostly ability.. to snitch is predetermined .
I hope they can be turned”. .... but ... it would seem they are destinched...
Sometimes they don’t want to listen...And Why... why
When the one with loud mouth, and predetermined ability and motivation and mostly ability.. to snitch is predetermined .
I hope they can be turned”. .... but ... it would seem they are destinched...
Sometimes they don’t want to listen...And Why... why
Instead of accepting the destinched reality I have placed upon thee, open your small ear canal , so that there may be an alternative destiich
by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022
That super greasy fat filled appetizer at Wills Fire.
Appetizers: buy one, get one free drink.
Buy two . Eat free for one year.
Appetizers: buy one, get one free drink.
Buy two . Eat free for one year.
It’s coming to a town near you.
Don’t miss the juan ton.
It’ll put a cap on the lub lard layer for winter. Go Santa!
Don’t miss the juan ton.
It’ll put a cap on the lub lard layer for winter. Go Santa!
by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022
That back room with a bunch of shit that you never organize; you just keep throwing the sh*t back in a box, any box... and stack em back up .. in the corner.. so you can sweep, mop, etc...
Sure , I got a bread maker. But I ain’t gonna use it because I don’t want to have to re-pile my hoardlings in the stachell den.
by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022
To be in a state of wanting to touch yourself or f*ck but it’s not exactly socially acceptable at the present sitchiation../To be unsure if you want to touch yourself ,or just go about your day . Wait until later.. because it’s a new day already...
Ted: “ Dam Daniel. Look at that Barbie ho over there. Hurry get some cold water.”
Fred: “ Fuck you, I’ll be at the Whack A Mole when you’re done jackalalling..”
Ted: “.. But.. No..I swear I’m gay for you dude”
Fred: “ Fuck you, I’ll be at the Whack A Mole when you’re done jackalalling..”
Ted: “.. But.. No..I swear I’m gay for you dude”
by Mrs. Nesbit March 27, 2022
Your neighbor who’s kind of a pervert and is also your neighbor.
Kinda sucks because ya can’t get away from the perv show....
But you’re the show.
Kinda sucks because ya can’t get away from the perv show....
But you’re the show.
by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022