Snowbound

Literally the worst map in all of halo history. This map makes halo 3 go from a 10/10 to a 7/10. Master Chief himself vetos the map every time it comes up in the queue.

Jesus fucking Christ I hate snowbound. Veto this shit map.

by cpiethan March 28, 2017

Snowbound

Not being able to leave your house because there is so much snow

Also a song by the progressive rock band Genesis

Person: Are you coming?
Person 2: No, I'm snowbound at the moment

by dominoguy11 September 2, 2019

snowbound champion

A thin, blonde creature of the snow. He can be found drinking expensive coffees and wearing aztec print. When the winter season comes, he flourishes. He is a champion of the snow. He is the snow.

"Look its snowing!"

"Tis' the season of the snowbound champion"

by Pretzel King December 19, 2013

Snowbone

1. A badd ass white girl
2. A European female with a cute face and a nice body.

Guy 1: Yo, that Candice Swanepoel girl, that's a snowbone bitch.
Guy 2: There you go talkin bout them white girls again.

by Vyrotek August 1, 2012

snowboarding

One of the greatest sports ever invented. Combines some of the most amazing aspects of nature with high speed, technical skill and bliss.

Snowboarding is as good as sex

by brendan March 20, 2004

Sowhound

You either stumbled across this word by seeing my previous post, sowbag, or you took a look at our family tree and realized there was a serious demand for a new definition. Of course Sowhound was founded by the same gentlemen who created sowbag. Ha how mature. Is a Sowhound a noun? Adjective? Verb? This is where people tend to go wrong. Being a Sowhound is a lifestyle. There are endless opportunities and paths you can venture on to become a Sowhound . Do you really think bourgeois wakes up everyday and cheers “yay I’m a Sowhound. No. This is a two step process. First you have to become a sowbag, and then the top 1% of them evolve into the hound. It involves countless hours, years of drinking and sudden urges to chug Tito’s throughout the day. Thank you for coming to my TED talk

“It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a Sowhound... oh wait it’s just Bourgeois”

by Pricey1097 February 1, 2021

Fucking Snowboarder

A term used in anger against someone for any of the following reasons:

1: They are on a snowboard whilst being a dick.

2: They are on a snowboard and acting like they own the whole mountain.

3: They are on a snowboard.

It's pretty easy to say this at just about anyone on a snowboard, because a large amount of snowboarders act like dicks. But sometimes, on the rarest of purple moons, the snowboarder may turn out to be a kind and considerate person. This, however, will not defeat slope discrimination.

Guy 1: "Look at that asshole. Going off those jumps, thinking he's so cool."
Guy 2: "Yeah... Fuckin snowboarder."

*Skier crashes into Snowboarder from behind*
Skier: "God dammit, you fucking cunt!! Get out of the way and pay attention next time!!"
Bystander: "Fucking snowboarder!!"

by James Scarper March 30, 2012