Snovl

Famous and usually titled very attractive individual. The richest man in Canada owning the top illegal grenade launcher export in Canada, lending houses to many famous individuals. giving his smallest house to the artist drake. often spends his time arguing with many different individuals! Snovl is the man everyone wants to be.

I am in crippling debt to Snovl, please help - president Biden

by Snovl December 21, 2021

Snoilnet

The modern day snake oil - bullshit products sold online. Most commonly seen via social media as overly long video adverts promising to teach you the best method to make millions on Amazon or Shopify. That method is almost always the same: sell ebooks or courses that teach people how to make millions on Amazon or Shopify.

Annoying Shitsack: "2 years ago I was in huge debts, now I make millions a month on Amazon, buy my $2000 course to find out how."
Peter: "YouTube, will you please fuck off with these snoilnet adverts."

by Cheesed1ck November 26, 2020

Snold

Old Snoop Dogg

The term originates from a relatively obscure image of the rapper Snoop Dogg in which he has been edited to appear older. Text on the image labels him to be "Snold".

"Snold" is a mixture of the words "Snoop" and "Old".

"Have you seen that picture of Snold?"

"Man, Snoop Dogg doesn't age! He'll never get Snold."

by wowthatsnailisfast June 9, 2020

snoverpost

when everyone over-posts on social networking sites about how it's snowing outside.

person 1: SNOW!
person 2: omg snowwing<3
person 3: snow snow snow snow!
person 4: wtf mother nature? more snow?
person 5: guys, its snowing!
person 6: HOLY SHIT STOP SNOVERPOSTING!

by ALL_CAPS_SHOCK_NAME October 27, 2011

snotlocker

nose, according to david sedaris' father

just clock him in the snotlocker and he'll go down like like a pile of bricks!

by stendhalismo February 22, 2005

Snowlane

An occurrence in cities that get snow where roads that may have once been nicely divided into 3 lanes turn into two very distinct lanes due to the tracks which are repeatedly driven in. Such snowlanes adhere to no actual laws, rhyme or reason but merely the easiest and most common paths to drive. At any given time you may find that the snowlane you are driving in appears to be directly in the middle of two lanes and the dividing line is right in the middle of your lane. This is acceptable and there's really nothing you can do until the snow plows clear it, or if its forged in ice, the spring comes.

"What the fuck, the white line is right in the middle of this snowlane"
"Ya in the spring there's actually three lanes on this road but I guess it got turned into two snowlanes"

by weezybabyF January 5, 2009

Snowleopard

A beautiful blond hair, blue eyed, cutie with a booty who says she doesn't want to be tamed but acts like she does.

Damn snowleopard, girl you hella fine, daddy's gonna poach you now.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020