snool

To "Snool" - as in the art of "Snooling" - is to stealthily place your penis into a sexual partner's mouth, while they are sleeping.

A "failed snool" is when the subject awakens, usually inflicting severe pain on your manhood in the process.

"Speed snooling" is a sport, where one snools as many people as possible in a set amount of time.

"Even though I enjoyed being snooled, I opened my eyes at the last second so that jake knew he had failed to snool me!"

by Robert Dobbs August 2, 2007

snool

To snool is to place ones genitals into the snoring mouth of ones sleeping partner.

I snooled with my wife last night.

by Nikky Louise July 30, 2007

Snool

A fat farmer boy that looks like the snowman from the snowman cartoon, but has a red face and likely a stinking arse

Boy 1 : who is that fat guy?

Boy 2 : he's a fuckin snool

by skydivingasswolf August 14, 2019

snool

Mixture of drool and snot.

Little Jacob's teething and sniffles created a steady stream of snool down his chin and onto his shirt.

by Sev Z. August 7, 2009

Snool

When some snot drips from your nose

Guy: you have some snool on your nose

by SillyHoneyMustard November 14, 2022

Anally Snool

Taking a dump in somones mouth as they sleep as to stop them from snoring.

I Anally Snooled Tim Last Night

by Alan Abramovich December 21, 2007

Snoilnet

The modern day snake oil - bullshit products sold online. Most commonly seen via social media as overly long video adverts promising to teach you the best method to make millions on Amazon or Shopify. That method is almost always the same: sell ebooks or courses that teach people how to make millions on Amazon or Shopify.

Annoying Shitsack: "2 years ago I was in huge debts, now I make millions a month on Amazon, buy my $2000 course to find out how."
Peter: "YouTube, will you please fuck off with these snoilnet adverts."

by Cheesed1ck November 26, 2020