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Snarfblat
Scuttle:
(Holding pipe) Ah - this I haven't seen in years. This is wonderful! A banded, bulbous - snarfblat.
Ariel and Flounder:
Oohhh.
Scuttle:
Now, the snarfblat dates back to prehistorical times, when humans used to sit around, and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So, they invented the snarfblat to make fine music. Allow me.
(Holding pipe) Ah - this I haven't seen in years. This is wonderful! A banded, bulbous - snarfblat.
Ariel and Flounder:
Oohhh.
Scuttle:
Now, the snarfblat dates back to prehistorical times, when humans used to sit around, and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So, they invented the snarfblat to make fine music. Allow me.
Snarfblat by bonereater84@yahoo.com April 11, 2006
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Snarfblatt
Scuttle: I haven't seen this in years, this is wonderful.
Ariel: What is it?
Scuttle: A banded, bulbous snarfblatt.
Ariel & Flounder: Ooooooh.
Scuttle: Now the snarfblatt dates back to prehysterical times when humans used to sit around and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So they invented this snarfblatt to make fine music.
Ariel: What is it?
Scuttle: A banded, bulbous snarfblatt.
Ariel & Flounder: Ooooooh.
Scuttle: Now the snarfblatt dates back to prehysterical times when humans used to sit around and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So they invented this snarfblatt to make fine music.
Snarfblatt by Shannon Elizabeth August 13, 2005
Snorblax
A person who is at least partially black and sleeps a lot, oftentimes too much and at the expense of other obligations.
A play on the name of the Pokemon Snorlax.
A play on the name of the Pokemon Snorlax.
Snorblax by the jowl owl March 15, 2010
Snorebating
Snorebating by cuban68stylz November 20, 2013
snortblast
A large, sudden and uncontrollable release of mucous from the sinuses. Usually a chronic and embarassing event amongst those who ail from it.
snortblast by RevelAndDance October 6, 2009
snarfblast
the thing people do when they should blow their nose, but don't. bigger than a sniffle, so big that one must swallow their snot afterwards. sounds like a cross between loud snoring, choking, and coughing.
an appalling behavior that may accompany getting over a cold.
the act of swallowing a loogie.
an appalling behavior that may accompany getting over a cold.
the act of swallowing a loogie.
snarfblast by ohfuckno May 14, 2009
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