RevelAndDance's definitions

Cum muddler

When a woman tries to impregnate herself by scavenging cum from a used condom unbeknownst to the male in an attempt to baby trap him. Especially in the form of using a muddler to force the sperm all up into her vaginal canal, even though a baster would have been much more efficient, but she's clearly just a bartender and can't for shit.

As a man of your prowess, watch out for that bartender, she's sexy AF but also a gold digging cum muddler!

by RevelAndDance January 1, 2024

Steamboat hot

Term describing a girl who holds the standing of "hot" merely because she lives in Steamboat Springs, Colorado where women are scarce in population creating an artificially inflated demand for them. In any other major metropolitan area said girl would only merit an average at best.

Yeah, I mean she's Steamboat hot, but I could do much better in Denver this weekend.

by RevelAndDance March 4, 2011

dysterian

Someone with terrible eating habits or preferences that are sometimes contradictory or counter-intuitive ; or resulting in bad habits, poor nutrition and poor selection of foodstuffs. Even when aware and shameful of their folly, they persist in their negative habits.

Vegetarian: "Hey lets go to that new hipster vegetarian restaurant called "Boomer's""
Dysterian: "I can't. I hate mushrooms and most other vegetables... I'd rather eat this bag of cheese crunchies."
Vegetarian " What the hell type of vegetarian are you?!"

by RevelAndDance July 14, 2016

Moon Shine

Anytime the Sun is shining on you and the Moon is visible in the sky simultaneously.

"Hi friend, what temperature is it outside?"
"Hi you, it happens to be 65* with a Moon Shine of +4!"

by RevelAndDance October 10, 2022

Johning Around

When somebody is "ready" to leave, but are not prepared when everyone else is ready to leave. Usually due to procrastinating on packing ahead of time causing multiple last second trips to grab last minute items that were forgotten.

What the fuck, are you coming or not? Stop Johning Around, bitch!"

by RevelAndDance March 2, 2020

Lucille Balling

1: When you're at a party or club and you are balling so hard you gotta rock your 'do with a bandana like the late Lucille.

2: Any sex act that while performing involves the addition of using a bandana or handkerchief to wrap and tie the balls from below and over the top of the shaft with the ears off the bandana up in the fashion of how Lucille Ball used to wear hers.

Doggystyle is always better while Lucille Balling.

by RevelAndDance June 4, 2023

Bamboozled

When friends prank another friend through the use of a fake person, usually through a dating app or website, in order to lure them into a 1st date where their friends are waiting and they realize it was a set up. Similar to "catfishing" but over a much shorter, less intimate, time frame and in simple jest. Not intended to be a mean prank, more of a you got "Punk'd" type of deal.

Axel: "Wait, where's Sophia?"
Friends: "YOU GOT "BAMBOOZLED", BITCH!"
Axel: "aww for serious? You assholes owe me a shot!"

by RevelAndDance April 7, 2015