Term describing a girl who holds the standing of "hot" merely because she lives in Steamboat Springs, Colorado where women are scarce in population creating an artificially inflated demand for them. In any other major metropolitan area said girl would only merit an average at best.
by RevelAndDance March 04, 2011
When a woman tries to impregnate herself by scavenging cum from a used condom unbeknownst to the male in an attempt to baby trap him. Especially in the form of using a muddler to force the sperm all up into her vaginal canal, even though a baster would have been much more efficient, but she's clearly just a bartender and can't for shit.
As a man of your prowess, watch out for that bartender, she's sexy AF but also a gold digging cum muddler!
by RevelAndDance January 01, 2024
Someone with terrible eating habits or preferences that are sometimes contradictory or counter-intuitive ; or resulting in bad habits, poor nutrition and poor selection of foodstuffs. Even when aware and shameful of their folly, they persist in their negative habits.
Vegetarian: "Hey lets go to that new hipster vegetarian restaurant called "Boomer's""
Dysterian: "I can't. I hate mushrooms and most other vegetables... I'd rather eat this bag of cheese crunchies."
Vegetarian " What the hell type of vegetarian are you?!"
Dysterian: "I can't. I hate mushrooms and most other vegetables... I'd rather eat this bag of cheese crunchies."
Vegetarian " What the hell type of vegetarian are you?!"
by RevelAndDance July 14, 2016
"Hi friend, what temperature is it outside?"
"Hi you, it happens to be 65* with a Moon Shine of +4!"
"Hi you, it happens to be 65* with a Moon Shine of +4!"
by RevelAndDance October 10, 2022
When somebody is "ready" to leave, but are not prepared when everyone else is ready to leave. Usually due to procrastinating on packing ahead of time causing multiple last second trips to grab last minute items that were forgotten.
by RevelAndDance March 02, 2020
1: When you're at a party or club and you are balling so hard you gotta rock your 'do with a bandana like the late Lucille.
2: Any sex act that while performing involves the addition of using a bandana or handkerchief to wrap and tie the balls from below and over the top of the shaft with the ears off the bandana up in the fashion of how Lucille Ball used to wear hers.
2: Any sex act that while performing involves the addition of using a bandana or handkerchief to wrap and tie the balls from below and over the top of the shaft with the ears off the bandana up in the fashion of how Lucille Ball used to wear hers.
by RevelAndDance June 04, 2023
A faux relationship between two non-committed people based on having sex without looking "slutty" under the false pretense of actually being in a relationship together. Both parties are desperate in their failed attempts at love or getting laid and are usually too unattractive to be successful in this area. Both parties are pursuing other sexual relations. The couple is just "slamming" in the sack as they have settled and have had to resort to having sex with eachother.
"I'm glad even ugly can find love!"
"No, that's just slam crew. Don't be fooled. They are both sexing other people at the same time. It's gross and the charade is sad."
"No, that's just slam crew. Don't be fooled. They are both sexing other people at the same time. It's gross and the charade is sad."
by RevelAndDance September 20, 2012