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snortblast 

A large, sudden and uncontrollable release of mucous from the sinuses. Usually a chronic and embarassing event amongst those who ail from it.
She snortblasted in the congress building once, so we pretended that we didn't know her.
snortblast by RevelAndDance October 6, 2009

Snorfblat 

What a fork is recognized as by Scuttle in The Little Mermaid
Girl: "I look at the table and saw millions of snorfblats."
Guy: "What are you smoking and where can I find some?"
Snorfblat by MrSakatsu September 5, 2011