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snarfblast 

the thing people do when they should blow their nose, but don't. bigger than a sniffle, so big that one must swallow their snot afterwards. sounds like a cross between loud snoring, choking, and coughing.

an appalling behavior that may accompany getting over a cold.

the act of swallowing a loogie.
"That man's snarfblasts make me want to vomit."
snarfblast by ohfuckno May 14, 2009
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Snarfblat 

A pipe- from the disney film "The little Mermaid"
Scuttle:
(Holding pipe) Ah - this I haven't seen in years. This is wonderful! A banded, bulbous - snarfblat.

Ariel and Flounder:
Oohhh.

Scuttle:
Now, the snarfblat dates back to prehistorical times, when humans used to sit around, and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So, they invented the snarfblat to make fine music. Allow me.

Snarfblatt 

The name scuddle gave the pipe in The Little Mermaid
Scuttle: I haven't seen this in years, this is wonderful.
Ariel: What is it?
Scuttle: A banded, bulbous snarfblatt.
Ariel & Flounder: Ooooooh.
Scuttle: Now the snarfblatt dates back to prehysterical times when humans used to sit around and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So they invented this snarfblatt to make fine music.
Snarfblatt by Shannon Elizabeth August 13, 2005

Snarfleblast 

The counter to the dreaded dutchoven.
While being the recipient of a dutchoven, one inhales as much of the ass-gas as possible, releasing it only after escaping by blowing it into targets face
Last night my boyfriend tried to give me a dutchoven, but I countered his punk ass with a snarfleblast.
Snarfleblast by vux December 25, 2007

snortblast 

A large, sudden and uncontrollable release of mucous from the sinuses. Usually a chronic and embarassing event amongst those who ail from it.
She snortblasted in the congress building once, so we pretended that we didn't know her.
snortblast by RevelAndDance October 6, 2009

starblasto 

A gay roblox player, mainly makes SUPER boring updates and they take a week, and is a sellout for robux
Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear about that roblox player named Starblasto? He is SUCH a sellout!
Person 2: Of course, he made that dumb game called Noob Simulator!
starblasto by dabonjakepaul January 19, 2019

snarftastic

(adjective)
1. In reference to "Snarf" (fictional character and/or term of endearment), it is a term to describe an event where one has the time of their lives.
2. Term to describe something incredible, life-changing, exciting, etc.
"The summer of 2014 was a snarftastic summer, filled with surfing, shooting, camping, and just loving life! Snarf snarf!"

(synonyms: awesome, amazing, epic, fantastic, dope, sick, rad, exciting, fun-filled, activity-action-packed)
snarftastic by jedi_freshie December 30, 2014
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